mental athlete

A person who is devoted to intellectual pursuits and studies.

Since he's a mental athlete, he should be good on the TV game show Jeopardy.

Armchair Athlete

someone who watches sports like the olympics and when their favourite sports team or sportsman / woman loses they yell obscenities at their TV in a vain attempt to say they they could have done better than them

"usless bl**dy stupid @#$%&, how could you lose like that"?

be quiet Bob - you're such an armchair athlete!

athletes mouth

What you get when you suck on a girls toes. Most likely a real athletic girl, whether it be tennis, softball...etc.....

"Man, I aint pickin' up no more basketball girls, the last one gave me athletes mouth......"

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Couch Athlete

A person who spends a good portion of their time watching several sports, and more importantly criticizing them, when they themselves cannot actually play any.

"Tim's dad says the Lions would be a much better team if they trade #22."
"Tim's Dad? He couldn't throw a football across the street. Only skill he has is tossing beer cans, He's a total Couch Athlete!"

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Athlete's Penis

A case where, due to excessive exercise, a man's penis is smaller than normal. Unlike athlete's foot, athlete's penis is not caused by fungus infections. It happens because all of the blood that would usually keep a man's penis his normal size is being used in his muscles. This is not contagious, but very demoralizing to said man.

Person A: "Ah man, it sucks Harrison got pantsed in from of Allie!"
Person B: "Yeah that was the worst case of Athlete's Penis I've ever seen! I don't know if he'll ever be able to live it down..."

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Athlete's face

The appearance of the common contagious fungus known as "Athlete's foot" on one's face. Use to replace such common phrases as "crater-face", "scar-face" or "that guy who doesn't wash his face".

I was looking forward to my blind date with Jamie last week, but when she showed up it was clear from where I was sitting she had athlete's face. I promptly paid for my drink and left.

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A level Athletes

The term "A level Athletes" is used by White American male cuckholds to describe explosive physically gifted African-American males who play in the NFL or NBA.

"The only A level athletes in the world play in the NFL or NBA"
"LeBron could become UFC Champion after 2 weeks training because he is an A level athlete"

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