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Reason the "land of the free" A.K.A., the U.S.A, will lose all meaning and could very be the REAL apocalypse in 2012. Simply put, learning the Bill of Rights in school was a waste.
In a 93-7 vote, declares the entire USA to be a "battleground" upon which U.S. military forces can operate with impunity, overriding Posse Comitatus and granting the military the unchecked power to arrest, detain, interrogate and even assassinate U.S. citizens with impunity.
CANADIAN PERSON: What's this National Defense Authorization Act I've been hearing about, ay? Something about rights?
AMERICAN PERSON: I used to stand up for my rights.....but then I took an arrow in the knee.
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The Authority | Die Authorität is a historical government that is lead by the Keitel family and the Authority is the most powerful nation on discord with the most powerful military ever.
Member of The Authority: I'm a follower of Keitelism and The Authority Heil Keitel!
The Authority | Die Authorität is a historical government that is lead by the Keitel family and the Authority is the most powerful nation on discord with the most powerful military ever.
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Person that writes on urban dictionary that hates everything, especially black people but also George Bush, BET, MTV, MTV2, Paris Hilton, popular culture, hip hop, jazz, R&B, country, Brooklyn, Flatbush, and people who are racist against Asian people. Totally likes MurderDolls though :)
A: Damn, I was on Urban Dictionary and this d-bag completely blew my high with their negativity, I think their name was author i forget.
B: Totally, wish they wouldn't post anymore.
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A stupid dickhead that’s jealous of short stack and can’t even insult them properly
This sad person lacks the knowledge to even insult people that they've never even meet in their life.
Knows absolutely nothing about how the music industry or its fan base operates.
Judges and degrades kind people that he/she’s never even meet in order to feel better about him/her self.
Obviously has no music ability and therefore ridicules others that actually have made it as musicians
Clearly has body issues probably relating to the size of his genitals and the fact that his are miniscule.
Never has been or will be loved except by his own mother even then he has to wear a bag over his head.
author Maddam IHYSS doesnt know what punctuation is
"Consist of 3 males with their heads so far up their anus they are beyond gone."
With punctuation it’s supposed to be:
"Consists of 3 males with their heads so far up their anus's they are beyond gone"
Rude to their fans who are so brainwashed they don't realize.
Don’t realize what? a sentence has a full point in it so you have an unfinished sentence
And have you ever meet them?
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The inability to react to persons of authority when directed to action. Often exhibited by teenagers, slackers and those retired-on-the-job workers.
This guy at work got right up in my grill and barked at me to complete my weekly reports. He said he was my boss and threatened to fire me if I didn't get it done. Who does he think he is? Who was that guy? Was that my boss? What's a boss? Crap, I wonder if I might have authority recognition disorder (ARD).
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The government's way of saying "Fuck you!" to the Fourth Amendment.
Government: Hey, Fourth Amendment!
Fourth Amendment: What?
Government: I National Defense Authorization Act 2012'd your mom!
an AO3 tag for smut fanfiction meaning the author of said fic is open to hearing about readers masturbating to the fic.
"its fine to tell me that you jerked off to my fics as long as the fic has the author is open to hearing about dead batteries tag."