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A foreign land up North where an elusive species dwell. The rare, and endangered Canadian. In their veins runs the purest of the maple syrups. Luckily, these creatures are unusually docile, as the entire hate of The Canada is stored in the geese that run rampant all over the world. They are the only creature that don't need a passport.
If you happen to encounter a Canadian in the wild, immediately exclaim "Ope!". Now they will recognize you as one of their own. As they general prefer discussing hockey and moose above all other topics, be sure to only talk to them about these topics or they might sic a goose on you. Be warned and good luck traveler.
Susy: "My family is venturing up north to The Canada this summer, I hope to see a Canadian."
Todd Md: " Be sure to take great care not to anger a Canadian, those darn geese are ever so vicious."
Canadian Robber: "Gimme your stuff"
Man (Not Canadian): Okay *Smirks Because He Know's He's Canadian*
Canadian Robber: Thx, HEY! Why are you smirking?
Man: Cause: Um...I like your shirt!
Canadian Robber: Thanks, you know what? I feel bad here's your condom, gun, weed, and your fake drivers license!
Man: HAHahahaha...thxs *evil smile*
Canadian Robber: Oh wait!
Man: Yes *sweats*
Canadian Robber: Have a good day (: !
"Stop apologizing Rick, are you from Canada or something?"
Canada is a non-stop convention that takes place near the USA about politeness and saying sorry. The highest ranking 'sorriers' get free meese.
Also is featured in a song by the star, Robin Sparkles.
"I kinda wanna go to Canada in a few years, I don't know I'm feeling nice."
"We're gonna rock till Canada day"
"What's that country to the north?"
"Oh that's America's hat, Canada.."
where i'm going to move if a republican wins the 2012 election.
we all remember what happened under bush, so if america is dumb enough to pick some dumbass republican over obama, then HELLO CANADA!
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