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When one deficates in another's toilet but not flushing it, leaving it for them to handle
God damnit! Robby left me a jimmy floater in my toilet!
defocating in a bathtub as your partner proceeds to bathe in your fecal matter.
shaniqua really enjoyed the u.s.s. floater instead of playing with her rubber ducky.
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When you put your face between a girls breasts and just lay there instead a motorboat in which you make a motor sound and shake your head. When you lay, there is no time maximum or minimum so you can do it for as long as you want.
Yo, my girl and I floater boated last night
Dude, I really want a floater boat
I saw this girl and she had the nicest tits I could have floater boated her right in public
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Turd Floater refers to a septic tank backing up into one's yard whenever there's a big rainfall and the ground is saturated.
It came a real turd floater last night and more rain is on the way.
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Those things that you see occasionally, and are like lines of nothing, created on the eye's photoshop.
Person 1: Hey man wha-
Person 2: Hey, whats wrong?
Person 1: Holy fuck! Theres a bomb in my eye!
Person 2: Silly man, thats just an eye-floater!
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Shitting in a root beer float and pouring it onto a female's breasts.
Bro #1- Dude I had an amazing time last night!
Bro #2- Yeah I heard you gave your girl a steam-floater!
Bro #1- It was so awesome! The cleanup afterwards was awful though.
What you find in your toilet after a full night of pina coladas and mai tais.
Dude, this morning I had some mad tropical floaters.