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Guined

To use a Penguin emoticon. This expresses that the person is classy, like a penguin.

You wear a tux when you swim. You walk with a straight back. You make intelligent comments.

Someone should recognize you for your class.

<('') - You have been Guined

by muprs October 19, 2012


Thomas Guin

Thomas Guin is a person with a humongous penis, and always drink himself to sleep. He is the episenter of every party, and might wank your cock even though he is heterosexual. Thomas Guin has a sky high bodycount, every girl is horny for him.

There is Thomas Guin, the sexbomb.

by Sexbombervyk69 November 23, 2021


guine

when you lose the touch of reality and then proceed to tweak the fuck out

Person 1: "aye you heard about bro?"
Person 2: "last time i checked he was going guine"

by guineout September 21, 2023


on Guinness

when your trying to convey that something you did was 100% true.

yes I'm high right now on Guinness bro.

by lifeoftristan November 6, 2022


Guinness

I love Guinness, no matter the definition. Lowest in calories. Forget the sugar. Slainte

Gimme a pint of Guinness.

by Guinness lassie February 28, 2021


Guinness

A potentially extinct term which roughly translates as 'copycat'. Origin and etymology is uncertain, but late UK Gen X-ers may remember the castigating call of 'Guinness!' in school classrooms when one pupil copied the idea, work, or joke of another.

"Tommy's such a Guinness - I saw his homework and he's copied all of my ideas! I'm gonna to tell on him."

by Neotropos October 9, 2023


Guinness

Some makers of Irish stout. I’m drunk as fuck right now on their beer. But, it’s tasty. It tastes like beer. I’m drunk enough. It’s almost like chocolate or coffee in terms taste, but it’s still a good flavor to not distract you enough from getting drunk.

Guinness was established in like, 1759 or something like that. But you gotta try it cause it’s so good. I’m drunk from it and I can feel my Celtic ancestry in it. It makes me high and happy. Guinness is good for you.

by Death Menace July 4, 2023