venezuelan hat trick

the very delicate act of jacking 3 men off at the same time. this is achieved by giving 2 handjobs and one footjob at once.

Emma gave me, Hunter, and Will a venezuelan hat trick last night and she just about had an aneurysm.

Discrimination Hat Trick

A single person making a racist, a sexist, and a homophobic comment within the same minute.

Hey, discrimination hat trick! Sometimes you really overdo it with that political incorrectness, you know.

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Scandinavian Hat Trick

While having sexual intercourse with a female in the missionary position, finish inside her. Once you finish, proceed to urinate while you stick your finger down your throat and make yourself vomit as well. Make sure the vomit lands in the goal, "vagina" so that you score the hat trick.

Friend 1: Last night was the tits! I boned a chick and came inside her!

Friend 2: That's it?

Friend 1: What do you mean that's it?

Friend 2: I brought some bitch back from the bar and gave her and scored the Scandinavian Hat Trick bro!

Venusian hat trick

a) When a man has penis-in-anus sex, penis-in-vagina sex, and receives oral sex with a single woman in a single lovemaking session.

b) When a woman has three orgasms in a single session of lovemaking, occurring during vaginal penetration, anal penetration, and oral stimulation respectively.

Note: When both of the above conditions are met in a single sexual encounter the event is called a double hat trick. If this happens on a first date it is a clear sign from the gods that these people should get married within 24 hours.

"I told my girl I'm gonna give her a Venusian hat trick for Valentine's Day."
- a fifteen-year-old boy lying to his friends

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jimmy hat trick

Having sexual intercouse with three girls using one condom

1 rubber three birds jimmy hat trick and I'll be this way till I'm a geriatric

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Broadwater Hat Trick

A feat of incredible proportions when you manage to hook up with three different people at one party. Named after the Sheik De who made it famous. Ladies is pimps too

Brian: Dude did I just see him go back there with Abbey? He was with Sandra a second ago
Matt: Yeah he's trying to pull a Broadwater Hat Trick

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hat trick head

When a male has sexual intercourse with at least three different partners in a 24 hour period. The act must involve oral sex from the third partner without the male having showered after the prior partners. The act may also include ATM with prior partners.

Tim had a great weekend. He took down four broads and walked away with hat trick head as his final act.

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