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i assume that if you're looking up horny you're probably horny in some way, hence the first example.
what happens to me after reading anything.
the state i am in after reading the above definitions.
desiring sex or a wanting to masturbate.
see ganting or randy
Warning to all males!
The following example may make you horny, so if you're in a public place where someone might see your bone, refrain from reading by clicking the red x at the top right corner of your window. Thank you, and enjoy if you're already horny.
The lecture about rocket thrusters and heat transfer makes me really horny, my rocket expanding due to increased o fuel flow, so I remove my rocket from it's secret lair in my pants. My rocket science teacher gives me a glare and walks over to me. But instead of yelling at me like I thought she would, she says seductively, "Let me lubricate your rocket for you," and starts to unbutton her blouse. As soon as she removes all of her clothes, she takes off my jeans and my boxers as I caress and lick her tits. Staring up at me with a look of bestial lust, she started to pump my rocket in and out of her mouth, sweet and moist, faster and faster. The feeling of my rocket in her mouth are insane. But soon she can't contain herself any longer, so she pushes me onto my back on the table, straddling her beautiful body on my hips. I guide my rocket into her spaceport, and she starts to bob her spaceport up and down my rocket on top of the table, moaning and purring with ecstasy. Her back arches, as the rhythm and tactile pleasure increases tenfold again and again and again and again as my rocket thrusts in and out of her spaceport, the oily lubricant of her spaceport facilitating the euphoric sensations in my rocket. Her spaceport moving ever faster up and down my rocket, she sighs and groans gradually become louder and louder every second until she begins to scream breathily in heaving gasps, "OOOUUHH GOOOOOD, YEAAAA, OOOUUHHH! OOOUUHHH YEAAAA! ENTER MY SPACEPORT! DRIVE IT HARDER AND HARDER! HARDER!! OOOUUHHH! OOOUUHHH! OOOUUHH YEAAAA!" The friction between her spaceport rubbing against my rocket becomes unbearably blissful. The pleasure is too much: whitish fuel leaves my rocket in a violent starburst of infinite ecstasy. After that, I am not so horny and my rocket falls back to earth, it's engine and thrusters limpid from exhaustion and stress. I hope this example made you horny, because it certainly made me horny writing it.
Reading defs and writing this def on horny made me so horny I made sweet love to the copying machine.
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Seriously, you looked up horny on the internet. Perv. Anyways, i defined what it is, so we are equal. If your a male( like me) and have a 10 inch when hard ( like me) and have no girl to put it in ( unlike me) then......... just use your hands.
Heres a little story, to get you horny.
Last day of school. Finally. 180 days of torture has ended. But I still have to do my new years resolution, and I finally found the girl. Sadly, she stays after school. Sadly, she has to teach. You get what I mean. My rocket science teacher. But not on the last day, shes finally free today. Rumour is, that once, some time ago, some guy took out his "rocket" and she lubed it for him. So considerate. Anyways, it was my turn. During the last rocket science class, i sat at the back and cleared all the seats. As the class ended, i took out my trobing, rock hard 10 inch "rocket" out of it "secret lair". She looked at me and smiled. She walked around, gave the class some prizes for the year, and came over to my desk. She gently pushed it back in, gave me detention slip with her adress and 6:00 PM on it, smiled and said seductively" Il be waiting, legs open, and ready to lube your rocket.
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I'm guessing you're horny, because no one who isn't horny would search horny on urbandictionary. I am right now.
When you're horny, I recommend having sex or masturbating.
It was a Saturday evening, and my boyfriend and I were laying in bed together holding hands. Suddenly, he started kissing me. It was soft at first, but then he lay on top of me and kissed me passionatley. He kissed my neck and began unbuttoning my white blouse and threw it across the room. He massaged my breasts, which made me moan slightly. He carefully unlatched my bra and lay it on the bed, and began sucking on my breasts, which made me really horny. I was moaning louder and louder and began taking his pants off. I took his boxers off and put his dick in my mouth until it was hard. He moaned loudly and rubbed my breasts, then took off my jeans and underwear. He licked my clit and I moaned loudly, and an orgasm shook my body as I screamed with joy. I knew he was just getting warmed up. He took two of his finger and massaged my clit, and with the other hand massaged my breasts and licked them. I felt for his dick and cupped it in my hand, and moved my hand up and down. I felt him cum all over my hand after a few minutes. Then he moaned and squeezed my boobs, and I knew he wanted to get inside of me. I smirked and let him do whatever he wanted to me. He licked my clit and I had another orgasm for almost a minute, screaming. Then finally he put his dick into my vagina and I screamed louder, begging him to fuck me harder. We had sex for three hours.
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When you want sex and to fuck anything with a dick or vagina
It was the summer and both of my parents were on work trips for the next 9 days. I was bored and had nothing to do so I started to watch porn. I quickly began to get horny. I texted my girlfriend that I was horny and she said that she'd be over as quick as possible. I waited for several minutes until I heard the doorbell ring. I ran to the door and opened it. There she was standing there in a robe, but there were 3 more girls in robes standing next to her. They came in. My girlfriend (Mandy) came over and said "hey there Mr. Horny. I thought we'd try something a little bit different today." My dick got harder. "Well what might that be" I asked. She looked over her shoulder at the other girls. All at once they dropped their robes to the floor to reveal their naked bodies. All 4 girls came over and started tearing off my clothes and I helped them. I was naked. I took turns eating them out as they sucked and played with my 12" cock. I began to play with their breasts. All of them were HUGE. I licked and caressed each and every boob until I could take it anymore. I pushed them down one by one and fucked them hard. All of them were screaming.
"OH MY GOD YESS HARDER FASTER OHHHHHHH YEAH FUCK ME DANIEL" "AHHHHHH OH MY GOD YOU ARE MY JESUS HARDER" "OH GOD FUCK ME HARDER YESSSSS OOHHH YESS AHHHH HARDER FASTER AHHHH" "OH DANIEL DANIEL AHHH FUCK ME HARDER DANIEL AHHHH FASTER OHHHH AHHHH DANIEL YESSS AHHHHHHH OOO DANIEL" I gave then each 5 orgazms and had plenty more myself.
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Let’s be real. You’re here to read the stories. Well I gotchu.
He picks me up and I wrap my arms around him. He’s still kissing my neck, but he stops to lift up my shirt and slips it off, along with my bra. He carries me over to the bed and slams me down, aggressively taking off my pants and my underwear. He stuffs my face with my panties before I have a chance to react, getting so horny.
He grabs my wrists and pins them above my head squeezing them and making red marks.
He leans down and presses his lips to my tit, swirling his tongue around it, making it hard, and then he sucks on it, looking up at me as he does it, probably making it red and sore.
Then all of a sudden I feel him sliding inside me, until he’s all the way in, and he thrusts into me.
I let out a moan of pleasure which is muffled by my panties. He does it over and over, sucking on my tits in the process.
He picks up his pace until he’s pounding into me with so much force, the bed shaking wildly, creaking like it’s about to break any second.
I Finish hard, screaming in ecstasy.
Then he pulls out, grabbing my hair and pulling me off the bed onto the floor.
He forcefully opens my mouth and sticks his fingers in, and when he’s about to cum and he puts his whole dick in my mouth releasing his load, making me choke.
“Spit it out.”
I spit it out, it getting on my chin and my neck.
“Good girl. That’s it.”
I smile at him and laugh.
“Was it good?”
I nod my head.
“say, yes master.”
“Yes master.”
“Good girl.” He pats me on the head and then leaves the room.
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When you just wanna fuck the hot chick next door. Your dick gets really hard and throbs alot. This situation is usually cured by masturbation or sex.
Last night, I went to my girl's house, and when she opened the door, the wasn't wearing anything. She said, "Hey, sexy.... Come into my room...." I followed her into her room, and she threw me onto the bed. She got me soooooo horny. She began ripping at my clothes with beastial intensity. She tore my pants off, and, slowly, she reached her head down and began sensually stroking my cock with her tongue. She slid it into her mouth and kept licking all the way. She fondled my balls and I slid my shirt off. We were naked, and she just kept going at it. my cock was throbbing so hard, it hurt. I arched my back, and she slowly brought her tongue to my nipples. She bit them, and I screamed in pleasure. I flipped around and inserted my tongue in her pussy. I loved the taste of her vagina. It tasted like liquid orgasm. She reached orgasm and blasted my mouth full of her cum. I swallowed, and loved every minute of it. Then, she started to give me a hand job. I fingered her, and I squirted cum in her face. She went crazy and asked for more. She leapt forward and stuck her tongue in the hole in my dick. I shuddered in pleasure, and I fainted in a flood of hormones and semen. I had had the best orgasm in the history of my life.
I hope you guys got horny off this. I certainly did. In fact, she's still eating my cum! =D
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me fuck me you sexy beast pleeasse i have been neglected choke me plz
i'm fucking horny dude
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