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When a man with an above avrage penis whips it out to assert his domance over another man or group of men.
Named after 36th president Lindon B. Johnson who would often brag about, and show off, his large penis to political opponents in order to assert his domance.
Note: confidence is arguably more important then size in pulling off the Johnson Manuever. A man can assert his domance over another man with a larger penis. So long as the first man has the confidence to back it up. However, if both men have equal confidence then the maneuver quickly devols in to physical violence or a litteral dick measuring contest.
my boy Tyler kept running his mouth so I pulled the old Johnson Maneuver on his headass
When an Individual that is severely awesome, seemingly impossible to kill, and who may or may not "know what the ladies like", is betrayed by an ally while his best freind(s) watch in horror.
refers to Halo 3's Sgt. Avery (kick your ugly alien ass) Johnson.
Arron:THE FUCK NICK!?!?
Nick:What!?
Arron:You just Sgt. Johnsoned Cory you Teamkilling Assmonkey!!!
Noun. Used metaphorically to indicate a state of such profound confusion and total lack of comprehension that the speaker is feeling detached from reality.
Some of the lies I see written on buses these days make me think "What the Boris Johnson is going on?"
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It's when your fucking a bitch doggy style and during the act you whisper in her ear "I have AIDS" and see if you can hang on for the shot clock!!!
It was so funny I pulled the Magic Johnson on that bitch and she cried!!! LMAO
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Btec Donald Trump. He looks like a bird had their fucking nest on his head and hes a homophobic Islamophobe, if you support him then you need a therapist.
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(n, v)
Failing miserably and achieving the exactly opposite effect.
Building herd immunity in the UK was a Boris Johnson, with the PM and prince Charles both getting infected.
He told everybody to keep calm in such a voice that everyone started to run away. What a Boris Johnson.
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PM of the UK. If you support him no one likes you. He's a racist twat for example when he said that burkas look like post box slits - now look who's wearing one (a mask). He also made Brexit happen smh. He dealed with coronavirus badly.
"Ay yo who'd you vote for in the election?"
"Boris Johnson init"
"Fuck you no one likes you bitch I'm leaving."
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