Random
Source Code

Johnson Maneuver

When someone driving near you is horrible and shouldn't be behind the wheel, normally a fat old lady of a certain decent and you have to do some sort of James Bond esk maneuever and cut the person off like a dick move a.k.a. "Johnson" and nearly incapacitate you and your passengers in the vehicle.
You can even go a step forward and get the person at a red light get out of the car and slap your junk on the person's windshield thus completing the Johnson Maneuver.

Johnson Maneuver, Dick Move, Move from NAM

by MAGNUS PRIME January 11, 2008

12πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Turku maneuver

"the Turku maneuver", "do the Turku", "the Turku style"

International slang term for smuggling drugs or other tiny objects in one's rectum. Originates from the Finnish phrase, "Turku on Suomen persereikΓ€", as in "Turku is the anus of Finland".

May also refer to anal intercourse.

May also refer to a gay couple.

"Dayme, d'you see that? He passed the customs with the Turku maneuver."

"I've done the Turku so many times it's become a natural."

"The Turku style has become much more popular lately."

by Zarigus November 24, 2011

12πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Bulgarian Maneuver

intransitive verb

1. An auto racing term: When a driver purposefully goes off corse in an effort to violently fling debris at approaching competitors.

2. Underhanded driving technique.

He pulled a Bulgarian Maneuver in turn three.

by Immigration January 2, 2008

11πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Jewish maneuver

Driving in a manner that is selfish and or cheap.

#1 "Did you see that Jewish maneuver that guy just pulled up there." "He just drove up the center median to pass an extra 10 cars before the interchange!"

#2 "She just took that parking spot while i obviously had my blinker on waiting!"

#3 "I just pulled a Jewish maneuver! I told the parking attendant that I work across the street and that my boss had forgotten to give me the damn parking pass."

by R. Cireeze February 12, 2009

10πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Blutarsky Maneuver

When, in a state of depression or rage over an event that shatters your life, you grab hold of a bottle of your favorite alcoholic beverage, and in one swift motion drink the entire bottle.

After yelling and screaming the entire game, when my team lost the playoff game, I reached for a bottle of Jack Daniels and performed the perfect Blutarsky Maneuver"

by sigtautiny January 14, 2008

21πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Hoover Maneuver

The Hoover Maneuver is the fifth step in the sexual combo "Cave Canem." The move itself begins in the Wheelbarrow position. The driver of the wheelbarrow then sweeps the wheelbarrow's arms out from under them and drags them across the carpet.

She fell in love with the Wheelbarrow after I introduced it to her. I finished her off last night with the Hoover Maneuver; don't mention the rug burns on her chin.

by Warmpain May 2, 2010

38πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


Kourtney Maneuver

Having anal sex, and once the guy has cummed, he proceeds to suck the cum back out.

That crazy bitch wanted me to Kourtney Maneuver her, and it was so sick

by pbshot February 13, 2008

20πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž