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1. The place where all males turn in doucebags with white earbuds embedded in his ear. For fun they mock anyone not into sports, Call of Duty or any popular rapper. Ofthen plays the guitar because it looks cool, without learning the frets or tuning. Yes they jump right for guitar without thinking about trying piano, bass, saxophone, etc.(oh and they never use acostic ones) books are "retarded and gay" and manga and anime are for weirdos.
2. They place where all females have a walk-in closet full of arecrombie and fitch, hollister american eagle and aeropostle. Thanks to daddys credit card, they have a 5000 dollar warbdrobe. They will give head to anyone who plays football. They enjoy rap and pop and think rock is "for old people" and metal is for "emos drug addicts and dumb people" when they themselves cheat on tests. Use terms such as 'lol' 'bffl' and 'ttyl' all have favebook pages.
1.Me:Hi, i like playing the Legend of Zelda instead of Call of Duty, i'm not too into watching espn for four hours a day, i like to play the bass instead of the guitar, i enjoy reading manga and anime and my music of choice is bands such as AC/DC, the Beatles, and Gorillaz.
Middle school male:dude ur a queer.
2.Wahhhhh!. I failed 7th grade, dad i want 40 dollars so i can buy 2 inch jeans from arecrombie while i listen to avril lavienge
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the fucking hell hole that makes everyone go suicidal crazy bitch on you. the teachers say its the best time of your life when really you will realize that the best time of your life is when you're 21 and can hang with all the legal boozers you call your friends.
all through middle school everyone cut and there was some major bitch fights going on.
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A word/phrase that refers to junior high but actually means bad or stressful.
Jake: "Ugh, Jenna is so middle school."
Ashley: "How is that?"
Jake: "She was just dramatic."
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(noun) the gate to hell; the entrance to the pit of dispair. Not to be confused with high school - the actual hell and pit of despair.
Teacher: Middle school is a time for maturity and growing up.
Student: YO YO MS G. WADDUP PLAYA FITE ME FUCK U FGGT
Student2: Omg like I'm so depressed, I cut. Nice scars
Student3: Baka anime Baka ^_^
Student4: Dear god, I hate my age group
Student5: *making out with student6*
Student6: *making out with student5*
Student7: we need 2 brake up Im srry btw do u have Ms Gs hw
Student8: y=mx+b, b=1/3h / 3h-4
Student 9: I didn't study for the test but I still got an A
Student10: I studied for the test but I still got a F
1.) A place where you're supposed to "learn", but all that happens is your teachers are complaining about their lives, 2.)HELL 3.) where your parents make u go.
Jimmy :Mom plz I don't wanna go to middle school we don't learn anything and It's HELL.
Mom: OH WELL, GO TO SCHOOL!!!!!!
Jimmy: crying*
Where u are either popular, invisible, or depressed. Lots of the times friendships are hard to maintain. Girls are bitches. Guys are nasty and annoying. Teachers don’t care if someone died, u still have to do ur homework. U get a detention for being late. Middle school sucks.
Middle school sucks. I can’t maintain any of my friendships, so I’m lonely.
middle school, fer us at least, is you are either popular and have your head so far up your ass that you can taste your stomach acid, or your poppin pills behind the book shelves in the library, and lighting up a cig around the corner when the teaches who have no fuckin clue what theyre doing finally let you outside. every girl is constantly sayin how "in love" she is with her bf of one day, except for a few who actually have two cents worth of knowledge and are capable of developing a real relationship. after school, the slackers from middle school drive illegally to some kids house whos maa or paa dont give a fuck and meet up with the slackers from highschool, and get fucked up till ten at night on anything they can find, and the popular kids go to the mall and buy matching outfits and then go home and dress up in the most clashing shit and take pictures cuz thats theyre idea of "extreeeeeeme"
if you listen to ke$ha, jay sean, or your status on facebook is "i could really use a wish right now," or if you dont know the price of an eigth of chron then you are a popular fucking freak with your head up your ass.
if you spend most of your time digging through the medicine cabinet, and you spend most of your time at your friends house sitting in a room with a mattress on the floor with twenty three other people so fucked up that you are convinced with your life that the wall is dripping, and your listening to tech n9ne, icp, kottonmouth kings, etc, then you are a slacker.
popular1: haaay keely, whats up?? i like your jeans today!! they make your backside look oooober cutee!!
slacker1: dude, fuck off, and get a life man... seriously grow up.
popular2: dude, did you hear?!?! hanas got A cups!!! im so jealous!! i wish my breasts were that big!!
slacker2: yo, excuse me, my tits are fallin outta my shirt here, dont you just hate that?? oh waaaait!! you aint got any. pah,
popular3: OmG!! lisa couldnt even talk today, like what the cow is her problem, she probably took ibuprofen or something.
slacker3: dude, you are so stupid, that shit doesnt do anything, shes wired on xanax
popular3:shes what on what??
slacker3: fuck this man, i hate middle school so much, be right back, smoke break.
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