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A variation of Mountain Dew™ that contains steriods, causing you to regain and/or amplify voice output. Named after a person who goes by the last name Milton and has an intensely loud voice.
Thinking in head,"I lost my voice after that party last. I better drink some Milton Dew!"
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What might be the most boring town you could ever encounter in your entire life. The only remotely good thing to do here is go to the high school football games, and go down the square, the main hangout. You can also go to the woods if your a drinker/smoker. The high school is retarded, kids smoking and getting blown in the bathroom. The middle school is full of little boys who think they are tough, and slutty girls who think what they want is sex. We were voted the most Irish community in the United States a few years back, and almost everyone has a Boston accent.
"Wow, dude, i can't believe i live here in Milton, MA. I'm dropping out and moving to Boston."
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He’s half human half poodle, has corny hair and flat ass. He thinks he’s funny but his only characteristics are the fact that he has a funny Swedish accent. He’s dumb.
Me- wait who in the hell put the muffins in the freezer!
Alice- omg it was dirty milton
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An ancient species of television performer or personality.
Star A: I can't swear on live television!
Star B: Are you a f*cking milton birle?
Star A: Hell NO, Fuck you!
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Prep school in Milton, MA.
None of the kids know how to cross streets. So, one should be careful when driving through. They tend to waltz into the road because in their classrooms, protected from the real world, they are taught that white stripes painted on the ground will protect them from speeding vehicles careening down a relatively main motorway.
Students are very sheltered within the confines of the classroom. They tend to: be ridiculous 'Lax Bros', get hit by cars, get lost, lack the understanding of how to really get by, and look down on public school kids in the town (referred to by such as 'townies').
However, students tend to be extraordinarily intelligent in the classroom despite being frightfully dim as regards the outside world. (e.g. lack of knowledge regarding public transit)
"Townie" 1: Need to sell the rest of this by Saturday
"Townie" 2: Let's find some Milton Academy kids, we'll get twice as--
THUNK!
"Townie" 1: Aw shit, I hit another one..
Milton Academy Kid 1: (looking at MBTA website on their Droid) So, Saturday night we can take the bus to Mattapan, then the redline to Downtown Crossing so we can get on the Orange Line to get to ChinaTown for some chinese food and Banksy! High-Five for knowledge!
Milton Academy Kid 2: Wait... The Buses go to the train stations?
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A part of Boston. All you westie fucks can suck a dick...you wanted to bounce and we took your place.
"Oh i'm from boston now so i'm gonna beat up some fruits and veggies"
milton, ma son
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Milton Vermont is a quiet and boring town. Yet recently Milton has been making many improvements. Milton has many blossoming businesses and Milton's education is also growing. Milton has it's share of kids who are easy or drink and do drugs. Every town does. Milton's reputation is just "popular" because everyone wants to point at someone to say, "hey atleast I'm not that guy." Nearly all rumors are just old stereotypes. People just want to put down someone else to make themselves feel better.
Girl- "Oh, no way ____ is pregnant?! Well that's one for us and six for Milton! What? She slept with three guys on the football team? Better than Milton I heard one girl slept with the whole soccer team?!"
Milton, VT- "Yeah _______ broke up with _______ and now he's spreading nasty rumors around at his school, just because she wouldn't sleep with him!"
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