The awkward move from the bedroom or lounge to the bathroom, trousers round ankles, desperately trying not to drip semen everywhere, which takes places after a badly planned wank.
I knocked out a crafty one the other morning, but had to do the shuffle of shame to clean up.
A dance manoeuvre made famous by the Hertfordshire-based band Enter Shikari, initially found in the music video for the song Destabilise and further displayed at live shows, in which lead singer Rou Reynolds, guitarist Rory Clewlow and bassist Chris Batten simultaneously bounce from left to right in a stationary position whilst keeping their legs pressed together.
Everybody was doing the Shikari Shuffle shuffle at the gig last night, it was nuts!
Dance created and perfected by UNC basketball players when they get the ball underneath the basket.
Look at that third rate player doing the Hansbrough Shuffle because he obviously doesn't know that he has to dribble the ball when he moves his feet... what a queer!!
A dance performed in Heathrow Airport when first time American visitors to the UK encounter a local pedestrian head-on. The locals try to pass on the left while the tourist tries to pass on the right resulting in a zig-zagging synchronized jig for a few seconds.
"Man, I was so tired when I got off the plane in London, I did the colonist shuffle three times before I got my UK legs under me."
A group of gay men trying to have a anal gangbang in the back of a small car.
Dude, I was walking down the street the other day and I passed by a "Pacer Shuffle" in front of Jim's house.
When you are having sex with a girl in missionary and you pull out and shuffle up her body like a crab and cum in her face. Absolutely electic move
I wanted to cum on her face but I was too far away, so I had to pull a Louisville shuffle to get up there.
the state of intoxication brought about by strong hash and coffee.
"man i stayed up all night last night. i'm doing the ramos shuffle right now."