Target snake

(pronounced tarjhey snake)

one who slithers through target picking up anything in sight with bright colors, and then shedding 75% of the items at the register into a cart strategically placed to block all paths of other exiting customers

Who left this cart here? What a target snake....oooo a green can opener and matching pencil sharpener..

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Cum Target

For some strange reason, women began getting these really foolish tatoos on their lower back that usually are ugly and meaningless. Often these tatoos are seen on women over 35 that think it's "COOL". Usually any younger girls in the immediate area can be seen giggling at the washed up bimbo with the silly tatoo and bad dye job.

However these tatoos perform two separate but very important funcions:

1.- They provide a lot of work for tatoo artists.

2.- They provide a landing zone for the ever important cum-shot after good a doggy style pounding , hence the "Cum Target".

Karen- "Look, I got a new Tatoo above my ass!"

Jim- "What the hell did you do that for?"

Karen- "Well I dunno, I already forgot what the fucking thing looks like"

Jim- (unzipping pants) "Since you wasted all your money I might as well glaze your new cum target with my manlyhood.

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Cum Target

The ever popular tatoo so many women get above their ass crack.

Also can be abbreviated as (CT).

1) Check out that chick's cum target.
2) I'm gonna snap off a fat load on Kelly's CT tonight.

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Target kid

A child who is abandoned at Target or a similar store by his or her parents because the parents do not or no longer love them or simply do not want their kid.

With the words "Wait right here, honey. I'll be right back," Jimmy became a Target kid.

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jizz target

A woman's lower back tattoo. When her and guy are having sex. He's pulls out and aims to hit her lower back tattoo. Her jizz-target.

All the girls at my high school have jizz targets.

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Spunk Target

Defining a girl / guy you think is hot in a derogatry manner

"Hey dude, check that Spunk Target out! I'd love to give her the hot man fat in her ass!"

"Hey man, he's a total Spunk Target, I'd love to ram my hot pipe in his ass and download in him!"

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Target mom

Those basic white bitches who now occupy their time drinking wine walking the isles of target with their mom bods litening to 90s alternative rock.

Look at all those target mom's in the mosh pit at the Goo Goo Dolls concert.

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