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Noun, internet slang. Pejorative term for people on social media, primarily females, who are ‘content creators’ where the content:
1. Creates thirst by being provocative or erotic
2. Funnels followers to an OnlyFans channel (or similar subscription platform) for monetization.
Can also apply to non-internet interactions that follow a similar pattern; see exotic dancers.
Person A: Dude, I found your sister’s IG. Wow.
Person B: Yeah…she’s a thirst farmer. Mom doesn’t know she spends all day growing her OF subs.
Person A: Guess that’s one way to pay for college!
No thirsting or simping for anyone on the first Tuesday of each month. You may admire but das it or else you go to horny jail.
"Oh damn look how hawt he looks I just wanna ravish him!"
"No, stop it Emmie you horny bítch! You'll go to horny jail if you don't stop. Today is the first Tuesday of the month which is No Thirst Tuesday so no simping or thirsting allowed!"
"C'mon Haven you're no fun!"
"I'm only following No Thirst Tuesday."
in reference to "thirst" knowing one of the opposite sex is aesthetically appeasing giving them a compliment without over doing it.
hey how are you doing I just wanted to tell you that I thought you were very beautiful Anti-Thirst tho.
Individual who is so desperate that they are borderline stalking
That thirst murker has been following me all night.
A combination of 'First World' and 'Third World'. Where symbols of decadence and opulence exist side by side with unsophisticated living and abject poverty.
A country that offers bottled water and has communal taps that are shared by hundreds is definitely experiencing thirst world problems.
An invisible bug that bites unsuspecting sex-deprived males, causing the victim to become "thirsty". The longer the male has been sex- deprived, the more severe his symptoms will be. The bite will cause the male to:
1) Be willing to have sex with undesirable, even hideous or fat, women (The greater the thirst, the lower the standards)
3) make creepy advances toward women that are out of his league
3) Lack the ability to flirt with women that are in his league
3) Become oblivious to clear signs of rejection from any woman
The only cure for this tragic condition is for the male to have sex with an attractive female. If you see a male that is starting to exhibit any of these symptoms, find him an acceptable bitch immediately!! Before he suffers from severe thirst!
Garret: "Lamar why the hell would you fuck that weak bitch? She's a zero!!"
Lamar: "I couldn't resist man, I was bitten by the thirst bug"
"Man i really shouldn't fuck this girl, she's the biggest slut on campus... ahhh shit i've been bitten by the thirst bug!!"
When a friend is being extra thirsty and they need to evaluate their thirstiness. Put your thirst in check.
Girl: "He's hot, I'm gonna go jump on that D" Friend: "Damn girl need some water for your thirst? Thirst check."