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the act of spinning in your room all the while spraying every item in it with the glorious yellow stream of pee pee. Best accomplished in a complete, utter state of blacked-outness.
"Hey Lucian, you pulled a urine helicopter on yo shit again! Slap me some skin, brotha!"
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Noun: During a heavy night of drinking at a bar, the perpetrator thinks he needs to relieve himself and once he gets to the men's room he pukes into the urinal, leaving it for the next guy to view what appears to be "Urinal Oats"cereal.
Ed the bartender is not very happy that he needs to clean up the urinal oats left behind by Earl, the lightweight drunk.
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mustard urine is the yellow, watery, liquid that comes out of a mustard plastic squeeze bottle before the mustard does.
"When you make my ham and cheeese sandwich please leave out the mustard urine!"
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"I'll have some bubbly piss, or a Budweiser. Yeah, carbonated urine."
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Someone who insists on starting small talk while standing at the urinal.
Joe the Urinal Yacker makes others feel awkward while taking a piss.
If a bro walks into a bathroom said bro must take the furthest urinal away from the bro already in there.If urinal 1 and 6 are taken, the bro must use urinal 3.If urinal 1,3 and 6 are taken a bro must wait or MAN UP and use a cubical.
A bro WILL NOT under any circumstances speak to a fellow bro in the urinal.A bro WILL NOT look at another bro using the urinal.
Danny(walks into bathroom):*I'm gonna take urinal 1 since noonses in here*
Brad(enters a few seconds later):*Damn.1 in taken, but 6 in open*(He proceed to the furthest urinal)
Non-bro(walks in): *Huh?Urinal 2 in open.I always use 2.*(goes to urinal 2) What up bro!(Non-bro just broke the no speaking rule)
Danny:*dies*
Brad:WTF dude.Why did you speak to him.
Non-bro:I was just greeting him
Brad:Fuck you.You're no bro you broke the urinal rule.Your new name is "That Guy"
Non-bro:*dies in shame*
Danny:*Comes back to life*Thanks for the revive bro.Wanna gets drinks?I'm buying
Brad:Cool bro.Anytime
(They initiate the bro five and dips)
A nickname given to lead singer of Panic! At the dick, Brendon Urie, only true P!ATD fans would understand, and if you arnt a fan but know what it means, then you probably have a P!ATD obsessed friend.
Fan: OMFG BREADBIN URINE IS SOO HOT
Non-fan: who tf is that
Fan: *gives death(of a batchelor) stare*
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