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smithson valley high school

this school is full of sexist ass homophobic ass jesus is lord ass trump dick sucking hicks. the teachers have a weird obsession with shoulders so kids constantly get sent out of class cause their shoulders are distracting. it's actually called stoner valley because you're either a stoner or someone who pretends they're a stoner. there are the dumb fortnite boys who make rape jokes and say "no homo" every 4 seconds. there are the basic bitches that all look the same and are probably trying to be insta famous. there are the emo kids who lowkey looks like they will kill u and they're all gay. there are about 4 normal Gay people in the whole school. almost everyone is white, leaving us kids of color w so many hilarious racist comments to deal with. obviously, we are super DIVERSE and EXCEPTING. nobody learns shit cause everyone is stupid including the teachers who really want guns in their classrooms for some reason? everyone goes to football games even tho they literally have no clue whats going on bc its a great time for kids to fuck around on bleachers which is gOaLs . moral of the story , welcome to smithson valley highschool freshman:)!!!!!!!!

person 1: yo why did u get suspended from Smithson valley high school?

person 2: I'm an atheist.

by local lookout lesbian July 31, 2018

14๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ralston Valley High School

Located in Arvada, Colorado, and A suburb of Denver. Ralston Valley High School is the location of the 2006 AIDS Scare in which nearly all of the sexy, yet disgusting, females collapsed in the disease ridden halls. Some notable homos from the flaming baby blue school are Daniel Tosh, Ellen Degeneres, and Elton John. Ralston Valley (also called Vanilla Valley) Is mainly aryan dominated, just the way they like. RV is known for their massive ragers where Charlie Sheen caliber lines of coke are delivered by the truck load, and inhaled almost instantly. At these parties, and in the school in general, muscle shirts and large biceps are required at all times. Lack of muscle at VV will result in your useless and shriveled testicles to be promptly removed and blended into an AIDS margarita. In short, it sucks there. :)

Jacob: Hey you wanna go to that crazy party at Ralston Valley High School?

Tyrone: Nah bro I'm black.

by Arvada, Colorado December 23, 2011

40๐Ÿ‘ 37๐Ÿ‘Ž


Conestoga Valley High School

A school filled with fake people, white people who try to act tough, black people who are chill for the most part but a few of them are dicks, Latinos who are ok but some canโ€™t speak English, and chill Asians. Everyone there is a nic addict and if u have a juul everyone will ask for it. If u donโ€™t have a six pack ur a bitch. 96% of the school is fake and 2018โ€™s freshman are fucking pricks. Go to a different school if u can. Even solanco or manheim central.

Bro why are you such a dick.
Donโ€™t worry about them they go to Conestoga Valley High School.

by CV is trash January 20, 2019

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Apple valley middle school

Stinky school where thereโ€™s a bunch of stinky Poohโ€™s and a lot of next poops

Gosh Friday Friday stink stink apple valley middle school

by Epic farter September 4, 2019

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Warwick Valley High School

A New York school surrounded by cow shit... literally. Freshmen class is crazy+overly horny. Sophomores are cocky and act like kings and queens. Juniors are just plain rude or the nicest people . Seniors are just trying to make it out of school. Tax money, it goes toward a pool. Now the pool isnโ€™t better itโ€™s the same so what was the point. The teachers, they arenโ€™t there half the time and they seem to have a obsession with hiring perverts and now as of 2019 a sex offender. Drugs, vaping is forever stained in the bath room, weed fill the library, acid lines the halls, and alcohol fill the useless pool. Students, a good amount honestly are just fake and want to act like there from the hood when in reality there growing up next to a farm. But hell I still say itโ€™s better then a shot ton of schools but donโ€™t believe the reviews you hear from the adults.

Person 1: I heard that school had the cops come in cause there was another drug deal happening

Person 2: What school

Person 1: Warwick Valley High School

by This a damn fucking pseudonym December 5, 2019

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Golden Valley High School

A crappy school full of minorities and AP's who only like basketball and football

TOM: So why do you go to Canyon instead of GVHS?
MARY: Because Golden Valley High School sucks
TOM: Too true...

by ninjaplz February 7, 2009

49๐Ÿ‘ 61๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ralston Valley High School

Ralston Valley High School The mustangs, first it's a school swarming with hot babes. Like seriously I hear they freakin are bred there. They dominate well, everything and anything which comes to no surprise. They have closer ties with wheat ridge than one would think due to their comrades on the lacrosse team which is extremely beast by the way. But really I mean, can you say bragging rights? What a school, it has to be better than arvada west (notice this school is not capitalized since it's so gay). Because I mean really the kids at RV are smooth phresh pimps. What more is there?!

Ralston Valley pimp: Ralston Valley High School is straight up thuggin'.

arvada west kid: yeah, were straight up gay.

enough said.

by Lax bro 559532456874374824900 February 20, 2011

43๐Ÿ‘ 57๐Ÿ‘Ž