Bill, a crotchety old fuck that usually yells at kids and strangers to get off his lawn. All his neighbors hate him and stand at their property lines and talk shit and look over their shoulders. He eats monkey poop all day long and takes pride in his lawn.
Neighbor: hey get all of that snow off my lawn.
Bill : fuck you donβt ever come on my lawn you old fuck punk chester.
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a rich dickhead that watches golf all day
ever since bill won the lottery he's been a real dickhead
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Bill is a skinny person who eats carrots and lettuce, he doesn't sin, he has a Christianity hotline and he stunts with Gucci but be careful he eats cats and turtles and he rages until he passes out. He does tik tok and u have to call him daddy
On instragram live : Bill add me
Bill:GET OUT OF MY HOTLINE
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A secret call used by men to let other males know there is a phat ass nearby.
Zach, Bill!
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