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Earthquake Kit

A large ziplock bag, like those in "earthquake kits" you make in elementary, in which a stoner stores all; glass, clear eyes, containers/canisters, herbal supplements, ect.. this item is to be hidden in places never accessed by parental units and should only be used when parents leave house and your homedogs want to throw a phat sesh with you.

P.s. all earthquake kits vary in contents, size, and organization. Advanced kits used by the avid stoner may include hostess cupcakes, and extra glass pipe or bong, Rodo's Brand Eyedrops, and other crunchy or dank munchies.

Bryan: Dude whats happenin tonight?

Ande: I think my parents are leaving man.

Bryan: FO REALZ?

Ande: Fuck yea dawg. lets bust out the earthquake kit!

by AN-D, Mary Jane, and Bdiggs April 7, 2011


Earthquak

How to spell earthquake if you're stupid

At akron University, a desk has "Earthquak" Written on it, below it is an arrow saying "You spelled Earthquake wrong".

by Not_a_Zip March 31, 2011


Earthquaking

Verb

When one is partaking in a mosh pit type scenario all to themselves after taking a hit of drugs they couldn't handle.

Man that Fetty got him earthquaking it.

by Styls January 8, 2023


Hot-Wind-Earthquake

Verb: To perform oral sex on your partner's genitals by blowing a raspberry

By blowimg out air and skaing her head back and forth, my girlfriend gave me a hot-wind-earthquake.

by Quaz the silly January 31, 2022


Category 12 Earthquake

Earthquake caused by Caseoh falling down a escalator that is going uphill. This would cause a constant 12.0 Earthquake destroying countries and causing Tsunami's so powerful that the oceans will be dried out. This Earthquake will continue forever until the escalator finally stops or until Caseoh breaks the escalator.

My gawd that Category 12 Earthquake just killed Godzilla.

by KlownMan January 26, 2024


drop like an earthquake

When someone thick AF just be gettin down on the dance floor.

"Damn Shaquaqua Drop Like An Earthquake"

by Thickm March 28, 2017


Early Earthquake Warning

An alert for a 5.0 or higher intensity earthquake and it's used mostly in Japan.

Goddamnit, not another Early Earthquake Warning it's the third fucking time in my 1 week Japan trip.

by MyDickyisCalledRicky August 17, 2022