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When you dip your dick in maple syrup and slap a girl on the forehead while singing “oh Canada”
Hey you want to get Canadian Saluted
When a man gets a blowjob while wearing a powdered wig and holding a musket and both people sing the last part of the star spangled banner while he finishes..."for the laaaaaaand of the free! and the home of the brrrrraaaaaaave!"
George and Martha were late to the party because she was giving him a salute to america.
The highest quality fingering out there
I gave that schmoe a slippery salute
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An Optimistic Individual.
A Very Very Very Grand Socialite.
Everyone Salute Jupiter when he come thru.
Salute Jupiter don't give one fuck
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by bending your third finger on your right hand over using your thumb, thus exposing your index, middle and little finger, you then insert your fingers into the female recipient (usually done by surprise). little finger heads to brown town and the two main fingers into the fishy villa.
gave my missus the taunton salute last night, she sqeauled so bad i had to make her bike the pillow
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Saluting the spouse of a military officer is a hidden signal to the spouse that the member rendering the salute wants to have sex with the spouse with the officer's consent/participation. Returning the salute (or demanding to be saluted for their spouse's rank) means the spouse wants to have sex with that member.
"Don't you know my husband is an officer? Why aren't you saluting me? You should always salute a dependapotamus"
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Brushing away flies with your hand.
Apparently, this is used somewhere in Australia but I haven't heard of it and I live in WA. Sounds pretty backwater.
"Aussie salute" - Just another unintellectual way of expressing disdain for authority, when you think about it.
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