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Obese Asian girl in a swimsuit
Man, that yellow submarine really should stay away from the pool
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When a guy sits down on a toilet seat to take a dump and his junk breaches the surface of the water. The depth at which one's penis becomes submerged is obviously determined by the abnormal level of water in the toilet. This is often caused by a previous visitor's overzealous donation, clogging the toilet and exponentially compounding the problem...you now have a package that is not only wet, but wet with the aftermath of someone else's bombing run.
Dude, that crap would have been perfectly executed if it weren't for the purple submarine action...I'm gonna go shower.
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When a man has not had sex for a long time while living on a submarine. He will violently rape anything in sight including women, assholes, monkeys, apple peels or mouths. His hormones are so raging that he will ejeculate on anything he sees. This is the reason why women are not allowed on submarines.
That dude went ape shit and went submarine fucking all night.
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A side project that you are working on without involving upper levels, like a hidden/secret project
He had his own submarine project going on this entire time!
Long, saggy, and rectangular boobs that are primarily found on the elderly.
Nurse 1: Oh shit! Miss Parker fell down the stairs again!
Nurse 2: Thats just her submarine titties in the way again.
When you get so drunk you flood your dwelling.
1) I got submarine drunk on Friday, and now I have to pay to replace the ceiling in the apartment below mine.
2) Careful about getting SubMarine Drunk. That's how Whitney Houston died.
When you get so drunk you flood all or a portion of your dwelling.
I got submarine drunk and now I have to replace the ceiling in the apartment below me.