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Psychological effort channeled into making a (seemingly) important life decision. Requires time and mental energy to weigh possible outcomes, best, and worst-case scenarios.
Friend 1: “Dude, I am interested in these two girls that I met. Which one should I choose? I’ve been looking at all possible outcomes and don’t know what to do.”
Friend 2: “You don’t need to do so much think work around this. Just let your experience with them be your guide for decision making.”
As opposed to the term "delude yourself", this is also a phrase and is real. It means to spread yourself out so thin(like water) that you believe something that is obviously untrue.
You were dilute into thinking that she was going to share her Totino's pizza rolls with you. They're Totino's!!
-the beer you drink when your thinking about where you want to go or what you want to do that night
-any beer you drink while your making a decision
-Where do you want to go to tonight?
-I don't care, where do you want to go?
-I don't care.
-Well, lets have a thinking beer while we decide.
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Binge Thinking:
A massive burst of brain activity, mostly useless, in one sitting. This usually leads to temporary memory loss, information poisoning and the lack of sex.
-An adaptation of Binge Drinking by Rob Wasielewski
That geeky guy got his brain pumped due to binge thinking!
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A process by which persons who know very little or nothing about a problem at hand get together and work on solving said problem. Typically the end result is poor, and bad consequences abound.
To describe an answer to a problem that is poorly thought out or won't work.
1. The company's managers had a group think session that lasted 6 hours and yielded one bad solution to our budget problem.
2. You want me to do what? Typical group think answer.
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A term used when you are caught masturbating
Mum: Robin! what are you doing?!
Robin (breathlessly): GET OUT MUM IM JUST HAVING A GOOD LONG THINK!!!
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1. The phrase coined by J. Collotta in late summer/early fall of 2006. After we stopped wondering what it was that she hated to think, we all began using the phrase because we are unoriginal and cannot think for ourselves. Or we just hate to think for ourselves. One day in Latin I sent a note to K. Teahan stating that hate to think should have its own AIM counterpart, like 'lol', and 'h2t' was born. Then there was an h2t gang sign that can be seen on J. Collotta's myspace. The phrase 'hate to think' can be put before or after any word formation or be used solo. It is an answer or a question or a statement that is appropriate for almost every situation. It is also a complex chemical formula that one can put on a chemistry test when one doesn't know the answer.
'h2t' can evolve into 'h2i hate to imagine' and 'h2ft hate to fuckin think' in extreme situations
2. The term should not be confused with 'Love to think' which was J. Carper's early retaliation to J. Collotta's statement. 'Love to think' can be used the same way as 'hate to think' before any word formation or on its own as a statement, but is a more positive and therefore less popular phrase because of our human tendency to hate everything. The aim version is 'l2t'.
1. HATE TO THINK my best friend blew my boyfriend but I LOVE TO THINK he busted in her eye and she is in the hospital.
2. For AIM:
CottonCandyMan: h2t no one commented on my nude pics on facebook lol
SpiderWebs233: sux dude but l2t that hot gay minister at church added me on friendster
CottonCandyMan: lucky
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