Thoughts and Prayers

Basically the kind way of saying "I don't give a flying fuck"

Random tragedy happens

Random Guy: "Thoughts and Prayers for so-and-so."
Same Random Guy: "Eh, what was it about? Nah, who cares?"

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Thought fucking

When one persons thought mingles with another persons thought to create a third thought that can be considered a median between the two.

"I think President Obama is doing a great job." "Well I think he's doing a shitty job" "Actually fuck politics" "Yeah fuck politics" Their thoughts have fucked to create a median so no argument is necessary. Thus, thought fucking.

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thought shower

In the UK it is now illegal to say Brain Storm, because some retarded kids actually have a thing called a Brain Storm.

So all teachers must now say Thought Shower.

I love UK.

Boy: Ms, shall I do a Brain Storm?
Teacher: WHAT!?!? BLASPHEMER!! *uppercuts*

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thot thoughts

The musings of a common thot, usually regarding her latest sexual target(s).

*Note: THOT is an acronym for "That Hoe Over There."

Karina: "Do you think Scott is going out this weekend?"

Abbie: "You are having too many thot thoughts."

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thought jacked

When someone says what you were thinking or about to say, before you can say it.

Jessica totally "thought jacked" me while we were making fun of Sandy.

thought abortion

When you start to say something and you stop partially through the thought and you completely forget what you were thinking. The thought is terminated before it is finished.

Kendra: I have a great idea for what we should do tonight!
Jenna: Awesome! What is it?
Kendra: We should get in the car and go downtown to go and.....
Jenna: And what?..
Kendra: I can't remember, it just completely left my mind.
Jenna: Oh, you must have had a thought abortion.

shower thoughts

You are the shower and you think weird thoughts.

Person 1:”I had such weird shower thoughts“
Person 2:”Tell me about”