fatty tissue

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Arnold Schwarzenegger used to say, "I'll be back." However, now that he is all fatty tissue, he says, "Oh, my back!"

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Tissue Whore

Person with severe rhinitis

That dam tissue whore used up all my kleenex.

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tissue rock

Emo music. Music in which the singer is crying and complaining about their crappy life, thus needing a tissue.

emo kid "After listening to the last Dashboard Confessional album, I just had to cry."

Normal person "That is what happens when you listen to crappy tissue rock."

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Tissue swipe

The act used after masturbation to clean the cum off of your Dick.Or to the act of cleaning cum of of the vagina or the mouth and for you dirty fellows the butthole. Then after this hiding it in someones closet bed dresser etc.

I just Tissue swiped your moms pussy last night.Oh by the way check under your bed.

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tissue time

v. when a female PRETENDS to be completely touched, upset, hurt or saddened by some event or another person's words or actions, and either fakes crying or manages to produce real tears, solely in order to impress, guilt trip, manipulate, or punish/pay back another other person.
May be a tactic during mushy movies to get attention, but most often a female tissue times to win disputes, inflict emotional distress through guilt, or for material gain (to get an item she wants).

n. the incident during which the female has the manufactured crying jag.

Illeana dun tissued timed Ferdy all dang nite fo he 'pologized bout blowin big green fo Slim's Caddie, an dun swear he still be fixin to git her da fur.

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deep tissue

After getting a massage,the therapist will ask "deep tissue".she gently start fingering the mans asshole

Man:Thank you so much for that my back was really hurting
Therapist:deep tissue?
Man:nah I'm good

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tissue berries

Balls of tissue tangled on ass hole hair

She has tissue berries on her ass hole