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When a man's scrotum is so hairy it resembles that of a Lumberjack's beard.
You have a Lumberjack Sack, it looks like the Brawney paper towel man.
Launching your snot out of one nostril while pressing shut the other nostril with your pointer finger. "Typically" performed outside and aimed towards the ground!
After I was lumberjacking near the sideline, my nose was clear enough to breath again. So then I returned to the hockey game.
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A Variation of the move the "Dirty Sanchez" (see Dirty Sanchez). Instead of wiping a finger covered in shit over under ones nose to mimic a moustache, and entire beard is made.
She liked the dirty sanchez, however the Dirty Lumberjack was far more effective.
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When you take you dick and pour Maple syrup or Hunny which ever you prefer all over it. then once that is done stick you penis in sugar. Now that your penis is covered with sugar and maple syrup. now just have (preferred sex) suck that shit right off. = )
Yesterday that bitch gave me a sticky lumberjack.
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A highly technical sexual move pioneered by the Lumberjacks of Tennessee. A heavily built, extraordinarily strong Lumberjack takes hold of his testicle sack and swings it in a circular motion as fast as possible. Then, when maximum velocity is reached, the Lumberjack screams a Lumberjack scream "Timber!" and smacks the clitorial region of his female partner with his fast moving testicles. If done properly, the female partner's cry can be heard from the Mississippi River.
After a long day of sweating and being strong, Larry the Lumberjack just wanted to go back to his log cabin and give his bitch the Lumberjack Smack.
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A professional man, who, in the course of his daily duties, dons shorts with high-top work boots and white crew socks.
If I wore sneakers with my shorts I wouldn't look like a "Pedophile Lumberjack;" the public would be grateful.
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A method in a game called "clash royale". It's very gay and if anyone uses it they should reconsider living. If someone uses it just close the game and throw your phone against a wall.
Boy: Hey how did you knew I like boys?
Girl: You use ballon + lumberjack combo...
Boy: Yeah true, i am retarded 8 year old gay.
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