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When you drop your joint in beer and have to put it in the toaster oven on low to bake it.
Oh no! I dropped my doobie in my beer, put the fucking toaster oven on low. BING, cool our Toaster Doobies are ready.
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When you head to the bathroom, fill up the bath with water, plug in your toaster near said bath and hop in the bath with your toaster
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The shocker, only keeping your hand flat and inserting all fingers into the anus. When you remove your hand, it appears burned, like toast. May also be known as the dolphin.
He tried the shocker, only to discover that she wanted him to toaster "Toast' Her"
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When two people put one hand each in a toaster and proceed to as if they were makin toast. Who ever takes their hand out first looses and will face whatever bet they made!!!!!!
Mikey: Yo that party was crazy. Eveyone had a burn on their hand from playin toaster chicken!
Jason: Paul is a crazy fuck for inventing toaster chicken!
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n. (tΕβ²stΙr - stroΜ oΜ dβ²l) a. The sexual act of making a design with your semen on your partner (usually while ejaculating), much like you would make a design with the icing on a Toaster Strudel.
Tim: Hey John, did you go home with that slutty waitress last night?
John: Yeah, I gave that bitch a Toaster Strudel.
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The best gender that is way better than being a normal toaster, to be a weaponized toaster you must have eaten toast, made toast, have a weapon, not identify yourself as a male or female, and make toaster sounds.
I heard you where a weaponized toaster Ryan
Yes being a weaponized toaster is great, it is the best gender you should be a weaponized toaster too.
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Roaches. Usually found in toaster of a resturant
Man, I went to clean the crumb tray of the toaster and these toaster crickets scattered everywhere