The great toilet paper famine of 2020. Shortage of toilet paper in many homes due to idiots panic buying them to prevent a virus.
Did you see Jim yesterday? He is such a Toilet Paper Hoarder.
Jessica took all my toilet paper when we went to the party. Smh. Toilet Paper Hoarder
Someone who cleans themself in a bath of toilet paper and Sponges without water
Dude! that guy is a toilet-paper scrub, i can smell it
The act of stacking toilet paper against the wall until it falls and then that person has to empty the trash
Did you see that case of toilet paper Jenga? I'd hate to be the one that falls on!
a toilet paper hat
That's a mighty fine toilet paper hat, Ted.
The act of rolling toilet paper around one's hand several times to form a soft bisuit that an overweight person will place between folds of fat on their body (usually a roll of fat under the lower abdomen) to prevent chafing, absorb sweat, and to reduce skin irritations. At the end of the day, the person may chose to retire their biscuit, letting it air dry for re-use the next day, or save the biscuit to use to wipe their ass at a later date.
Cory made a new toilet paper biscuit each morning and placed it under the flap of his belly fat to absorb sweat so that his rash would heal. He kept his used toilet paper biscuits in his bathroom and later wiped his ass with them after taking a shit.
A cow using it's tongue to lick your asshole clean.
I ran out of regular toilet paper, so I went to the field and received a texas toilet paper instead.
Running out of toilet paper so going into the shower and rinsing the crap off your but and letting it run down the drain.
Dang, this morning I ran out of toilet paper so had to jump in the shower and use Texas Toilet Paper.