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The best of the best! A phrase that combines voices of the past("totally gnarley"), the present ("totes") and the future (because it sounds like some shit Spock would say!) Not to be used lightly or over used. If it is not the best, it is not...totes gnar.
Joe: " So her AND her sister were all over me @ the party...then, when I was done with them, they fell asleep....And I boned their hot mom!! "
Tony: "That...is....Totes Gnar!!!"
When your beard gets caught in a blender and you scream latin curses at that guy across the street for giving you a look of confusion and Bill Murray makes an appearance on a ride on lawn mower owned by the UN and anyone see that movie Eraserhead? That's pretty messed up, I am currently sitting on a chair and you can never have too many of those. There's a man who comes to fix my shower called something wierd like Raoul but stranger, like if Raoul had an affair with Eraserhead and a guy who smells like a grandpa called Rog something was born and immediately started fixing pipes and yelling at toilets.
He charged $80, not too shabby, he did kick at my toilet and call it a fucking bastard, the poor toilet's taken shit all its life and has to put up with that on top of it, it's pretty unfair. I'm really not a fan of Pimp My Ride because they put computers everywhere in a car and it's pretty ridiculous.
BLAST THE WATERS CAPTAIN AND SHIPSHAPE, WE'VE GOT A GIGGLER ON OUR HANDS SO YOU'D BETTER START SHAVING NOW.
Keanu Reeves has frequent visitor scientologists giving him woodpeckers and personality tests.
Ong Tote, Parot Bote, Dust Mote ETC
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John: "Oh my goodness, I discovered the square root of negative pi!"
Bett: "Totes brill."
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An abridgment of the term "totally ridiculous".
Did you see that episode of Parks and Recreation last night? That shit was totes ridics.
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An abbreviated version of 'totally emotional' that's just about acceptable when texting, but if used in polite conversation, the perpetrator should be given a ruddy good dressing down. Only an absolute bell piece would do it, so don't go easy on them.
It's also a popular card game that involves the pulling of emoji faces by one player while the other players try to guess what the hell face they're pulling.
Jack's dog got run over by a truck full of dildos and he's feeling totes emosh about it.
Layla could not pull off the angry face when she played 'totes emosh' with her Nan.
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An emphatic form of "totes". Totally, absolutely.
Are we going to the party? Totes dillo!
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