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On Tour is a card game that combines elements of truth or dare and five card stud. Players are dealt a five card hand after determining a set punishment for the person with the lowest hand. After the cards have been dealt, players reveal their hand and the loser must execute the predetermined punishment. The quality of a hand is the same as in poker with a royal flush as the best hand and single high card as the worst.
In a straight round of On Tour, only the losing hand will be forced to act out a punishment (e.g. performing a striptease for the group, drinking a puerto rican asshole, applying Nair to sensitive body parts, etc..)
In a mixed On Tour round, more than one person will be involved in the punishment. In a double-loser round, both the players with the worst and second worst hands will perform a task, with the lowest hand usually taking the worst of the roles (One common example for the double-loser is to have the losing hand pretend to be deaf while hitting on a stranger, preferably waitstaff, while the second loser serves as a sign language translator).
In a winner-loser round, the winning hand and losing hand will engage in some type of punishment/interaction that is usually sexual in nature (loser licks winners nipple, etc...)
ORIGIN and DECIMINATION
On Tour was invented by members of the since disbanded San Francisco rock band band, io, during their West Coast to East Coast tour in the summer of 2001. The game was initially played primarily in North Carolina and San Francisco circles, but has since become a social fixture in New York City, Los Angeles, Washington DC, and most recently, Beijing China.
The punishments "Slaps" and "Nair Balls" produced such severe physical trauma as to be retired in most On Tour circles. New Players use these at their own risk.
"I lost a hand of On Tour, and so I had to snort a line of wasabi while singing the theme from Dawson's Creek."
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A concert composed of various other concerts, where people can wear whatever they want, say whatever they want & basically do whatever they want.
Smoke.Drink.Eat.Party.Be Merry.Its All Good.
Sammy: Hey bro what's up?
Joey: My summer has sucked so badly, I barely did anything and my parents are always working so I couldn't go anywhere
Sammy: Well at least you have one thing to look forward to
Joey: HELL YES! WARPED TOUR BABY!!
Both: *high fives* =
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1) A term used to describe the act of cruising a red light district without any intention of actually picking up a whore, you just drive around and look at those skanky assed hookers and laugh at the state of them and wonder what on earth could possess someone to pay for that kind of shit.
You may also chose to drive at the kind of speed that makes them think that you may be in the market, watch them start to approach you car and speed off. Laughing.
2) The act of showing someone around a local red light district so they may see what kind of merchandise is on offer. This is particularly useful when you have lonely relatives in from out of town.
1) Dude A: "Shit dude, I'm bored. Let's go on a whore-tour and laugh at some skanky assed bitches."
Dude B: "Okay dude, roll up a fat one and let's go."
Dude A: "Hell yeah!"
2) Dude C: "And this is where you can come if you're feeling a bit lonely while I'm on my nightshift tonight as you're in from out of town and a bit of a sad, lonely old bastard."
Dude D: "Excellent. May I borrow your car later if I drop you at you place of employment?"
Dude C: " No fucking way, man!!"
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The five minute period just after entering a nightclub but just before buying your first drink where it is customary to casually explore all areas of the club looking for male/female talent
Dude come with me on this tour of duty and lets see who we can throw game at tonight
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it was simply amazing this year, as i was introduced to many kickass bands that i had seen on purevolume.com go to that site if you want to see the best bands out there that arent sellouts yet
top 10 bands: Straylight Run (10), The Early November, Green Day, Autopilot Off, Matchbook Romance, My Chemical Romance, Senses Fail, Underoath, Streetlight Manifesto, Taking Back Sunday (1)
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a camp for teenagers that involves traveling around the world or country for 4-8 weeks. usually, travel around in a coach bus.
Adam and I are going on a Alaskan/Hawaiian teen tour this summer.
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when you pick up a ho on the tour home from work.
Eric: Tom can we do a ho tour on the way home from work.
Tom: As long as I can pick up my ho too.
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