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Cocaine is spread on an erect dick, snorted, and then the snorter proceeds to give a blowjob.
The man redeemed his sexual favor coupon with his woman and decided he wanted A-Travis so he went to his stash and grabbed his cocaine.
Travis is short for Travesty. He's the kind of guy that thinks he's hot and ballin but spends most of his time violently jerking off in his basement
(Usually with a flesh light because he can't get any pussy.)
Believes women should surrender to him because he has blue eyes but can't even pay for $19 vallet parking. When he takes you on a date for some wine and you'd like another glass, expect him to say
" We'll cross that bridge when we get there."
Will also randomly try to get you to have anal sex with him because " he won't think any less of you"
Girl 1: ” Hey are you still going out with that dude, Travis?"
Girl 2: ” I wanted to.... until I realized he's just a travesty."
Girl 1: ” Awwh, I'm so sorry to hear that."
Girl 2: ” Don't be... he's probably having a lot more fun fucking his flesh light."
Girl 1 " LOL, that's a fucking Travesty."
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Often has sex in weird places e.g bathroom floor he’s often called predator but he can’t ejaculate
Yo you heard what happened to Debbie her bathroom got travised
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A name commonly used to describe whiney little b1tch3s who listen to 311 and have there parents buy them whatever they want, and have a perfect life but still have time to complain and cry day in and day out.
Wow that kid reminds me of a Travis.
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