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An Asian person who validates negative stereotypes for laughs or recognition from the white man. Similar to an "uncle tom."
"Ching chong I can cook cat fa ra ra" - an Uncle Chan talking to a white man.
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A comedic character, played by Nigel Ng, Uncle Roger critiques food videos, showing his disappointment, with "haiya", and his approval with "fuiyoh". He covers many East Asian stereotypes as a middle aged Cantonese uncle, and has an ex-wife named Auntie Helen.
Did you see Uncle Roger's new fried rice video? It looked fuiyoh.
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The "Bad Uncle" is the uncle that the kids love - but the parents maybe not so much. He's a good guy and all, but to your parents he knows way too much about the shady side of life. What the kids love and the parents hate is that he's only too happy to share his knowledge and stories with those who ask and he's always willing to help you out of trouble. This is most likely because he inspired you to get into this particular trouble and you because you didn't listen - you did it wrong.
He's the one that won't bootleg for the kids, but he'll let them know how to get it without him. He teaches them how to pick up girls, hang out in strip clubs without looking like a douche and when you need to talk about stuff that you can't go to Daddy with - you go to the Bad Uncle.
Bad Uncle is also the guy who you need to worry about when it comes to his girls. The girls Daddy might talk tough and all, but the Bad Uncle will fuck you up if you hurt his niece.
Nephew: Uncle Jezza, me and some friends just got picked up by the cops for drinking - what do I do?
Bad Uncle: Wait there don't say anything and I'll be there in 10 minutes. Don't call your Dad.
Niece: Oh Uncle... I met this great guy last night he's so nice...
Bad Uncle: Uh huh........ Yeah I'm going to need to meet him. Did he try anything?
Niece: No of course not.... Like I said - he's niiiccccee.
Bad Uncle: I've told you since you were 5 minutes old - Never trust the nice ones cause you don't know what you're getting. I'd rather you meet a prick because then I know what I'm dealing with.
If you want to see him again - I'm going to meet him first.
Niece: But Uncle...
Bad Uncle: But nothing... and if he hurts you they'll just never find the body
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Noun. This is the white people version of an Uncle Tom. Named after Michael Rapaport who would give oral sex to an African American before being proud of anything regarding his white heritage.
Bill: Hey broski are you still gonna buy Nike shoes?
Jared: After Uncle Rapaport just sold his soul to Al Sharpton defending them? Nah I think I'll switch to ADIDAS.
Uncle Tusky is a character in Zero Punctuation that makes occasional appearances. His first appearance was in Yahtzee Croshaw's review of The Orange Box. Specifically, he was talking of Half-Life 2's unexplained unveiling of a strange character that everyone knew already. He uses the similie that the event is "like coming home from school to find a walrus sitting at the family dinner table and you're the only one who seems to notice." The illustration depicts a walrus sitting at a table with another person offering "Uncle Tusky" some more potatoes. In Zero Puncutation's review of Super Mario Galaxy, while Yahtzee Croshaw mentions Super Mario Galaxy's unintuitive camera controls. He shows Uncle Tusky with a camera atop his head and a faceless voice saying, "Put that down Uncle Tusky."
Uncle Tusky does not want potatoes. He wants a salad.
When a person wraps a pair of balls in tin foil, puts them in their mouth and hums the Star Spangle Banner.
She gave me an Uncle Hummer last night while we watched the fireworks.
Someone who takes memes to far and butchers them. Meme Uncles only like mainstream memes, and are commonly talking about mainstream dead memes as well. When a Meme Uncle finds a meme he/she likes they can usually be found showing people memes, and taking memes to far.
"Hey man, look at this really cool meme I just found it's harambe mixed with dat boi ."
" John your'e such meme uncle."
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