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Valorant

A 5v5 game with characters called Agents that have unique abilities.
They also sell weapon/knife skins where the average knife costs 50€ and they would like to make 5 variants that would cost another 10€ each.

"Hey bro, wanna play Valorant?"
"Valorant is greedy"

by sexo fender June 14, 2024


Valorant

A game my retard friend doesnt want to play with me

wanna play valorant?
fuck you retigga

by retigga May 2, 2024


Valorant

A gay person that repeatedly plays valorant just for fun. Has no friends and has suicide thougths.

Hey gay bro! Wanna play val (valorant)?

by Odegard May 15, 2023


valorant

game made by the league of legend guys

the games not fun at all and completely dogshit but the players cant bring themselves to quit because they have an inventory full of $80 cosmetics and flippy knives

guy 1: do you want play valorant?
guy 2: sure

*2 games later*

guy 1: fuck this game
guy 2: you spent your life savings for a knife
guy 1: you right

*1 game later*

guy 2: fuck this game

by shittygamereviews August 31, 2022


Valorant

Valorant is the best game ever besides Prime Fortnite but Prime valorant is as good as prime cs and as sexy as prime cs.

valorant is sooooo god

by Hallah hallah March 21, 2022


valorant

A tactical first-person shooter developed by Riot Games is 2020. Lots of sweats and smurfs, after Fortnite kids realized there was a new game for them to sweat at.

Person 1: Dude, there are so many smurfs in valorant.
Person 2: arent you a smurf?
Person 3: wait, what's your Riot ID?
Person 1: kindasus420#6969
Person 3: SO YOU'RE THE LITTLE SHIT IVE FACED IN 3 MATCHES NOW. CMERE BOI.

*fight starts*

by c0mp1ex_val January 16, 2022


Valorant

Video game released in Summer 2020 with its name derived from the phrase “Valiant Effort”

Damn dude you showed some valorant there

by AndrewHChin February 3, 2022