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Pants that tend to eject wallets out while sitting due to poorly designed pockets.
Dude, its the third time this week that my wallet has fallen out!
That's because you're packing wallet guns.
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A dominant bitchy bossy girl who makes sure that she gets men to spend a lot of cash on her, this could be on dates or shopping. This could also be an aspect of financial domination where the bossy girl makes demands that money be spent on her or she will drop the wallet guy like a hot potato. Sometimes, the wallet raper will take the wallet, look thru the credit cards, count the cash and decide where the shopping will take place, and how much cash will be spent on her or taken by her.
The wallet raper made sure that she forced her wimpy date to take her to the most expensive restaurant in town, ordered the most expensive bottle of wine, then they went to the casino where she made him give her cash so she could gamble with it.
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the vagina; slimy hatchet wound; the eye that weeps best when most pleased.
The roast beef curtains on her sausage wallet appeared to be large, puffy, and swollen; it almost appeared as though you could fly a 747 into the Grand Canyon.
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The act of a teabag done by a female- due to the fact that they do not have testicles the phrase teabagging doesn't apply here.
Essentially it's the act of squatting over someone's face, Of course in a demeaning way.
That chick just wallet dropped me... but I was okay with it.
or
"I just got teabagged by a girl!"
"No man, that's wallet dropping."
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A medical condition causing discomfort on a localized area of the ass. It is caused by sitting on one's wallet for an extended amount of time. Symptoms include: soreness, redness of afflicted area, complaining. In some areas, it is seen as a sign of social status, implying that one has both a full wallet and plenty of leisure time.
"Man, I got some bad wallet-ass!"
"Well, maybe you shouldn't sit so damn much."
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Little nugs of weed and small amounts of stem that one carries in his/her wallet.
Person 1: "We've run out of weed!"
Person 2: "Don't worry, I've got some wallet bud!"
A particularly romantic alternative name for a vagina.
It is widely known that if you ask a lady to allow you to lovingly gaze upon her slim wallet she will immediately produce vast quantities of pantie putty. Be careful as this has been known to end in marriage due to the overwhelming romanticism of this term.
It has increasingly begun to be adopted gynaecologists due to the frequency of them losing their spare change when performing examinations
Example 1:
Gentleman: I just wanted to take a minute and let you know how much you mean to me. I love spending time with you and am excited to see your slime wallet.
Lady: Marry me you romantic fool.
Example 2:
Doctor: Excuse me Madame, I must admit I find this rather embarrassing but i appear to have left my lunch money in your slime wallet.
Lady: Marry me you romantic fool.