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the best plant ever. dont call it a drug its not its a plant. people say its a drug cause they wanna keep it illegal. i doesnt kill u and it doesnt make u kill other people so who gives a fuck. the only people who dont like it are the ones who have never tried it. the only thing i dont like about it are the prices its ridiculous where i am $10 a dime for the middie shz. but w/e it chills me out. once a person is high its the best time to talk to cause they're chilled enough to listen and unlike with alcohol will eventually remember what u said. also how often to u hear of car crashes with high drivers almost never because after smoke time comes chill time and after chill time its snack time ha bitch. no one likes driving high its too much work. chill out smoke a couple blunts its only illegal if u get caught. enjoy life and live while u can
stoner1: pass that shit man before u kill it
stoner2: damn that weed is good. chronic?
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It makes this world we live in simpler and more pleasurable.
It is a miricale plant that does less damage to your body then alcohol and cigarettes.
You cannot become addicted to it like you can to coke, meth, cigarettes or alcohol and has never caused anybody to O.D. or die EVER.
The only reason it is illegal is because our government would rather us become addicted to other substances such as cigarettes or alcohol so we keep buying them and putting money in there pockets.
Lets smoke some weed and get away from some of our problems.
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weed is what i need and so do you we'll pack it up till its full and hit that shit more than a few we'll be so high talk we'll this like and laugh all damn night
trying i'm to straight talk
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the stupid things that grow in your grass and make it look like a poor persons lawn.
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plucking the hairs from your girl's vagina, especially while high
A: Thanks for weeding me last night.
B: Wait, I weeded you? I thought those were twizzlers.
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Weed: Pastparticipal of to wee
Weed: Bud to smoke
Weed: Unwanted horticultural growth
Man I drank so much of Farmer Jacks cider last night, check this I weed myself before I got my johnson out of my trousers tripped and fell face flat in the weed garden and had to smoke the last of my weed just to get my shit back together.
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weed is marijuana, DUH. here's some names i've collected
weed
chron or chronic
dro (hydroponics)
sticks and stems (shitty weed)
sticky-icky (dripping with THC)
mauie wowie
jamaican red hair
blueberry
strawberry
AK-47
kind bud
snowflake
skunk and super skunk
mary jane
MJ
grass (no one calls it that anymore)
ganga (pronounced GAHN-JAH)
herb or herbal
dank
trees
mids or middies (average weed)
damn, there's a ton more, i just can't remember from smoking all of the above. And for all those stupid idits who dont know what weed is, then their stupid!
yo, pass me that bowl of cherried weed haha
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