You got me bent

To be said when someone is insisting on doing something you normally would not do unless whipped. Usually, it is to be said while making the confused Jimmy Butler face.

Friend: We should buy an eight ball for Friday!
You: You got me bent if you think I'll be doing some dumb shit like that.

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fuck you pay me

Reply to a dispute of debt. Common gangsta mantra. Meant to express the non-negotiability of debt.

"The place burned down? Fuck you pay me. Lightning struck? Fuck you, pay me. Slow business? Fuck you, pay me." -Ray Liotta, Goodfellas

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you got me chopped

Another way of saying you got me fucked up

If you think Ima run a mile you got me chopped

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you remind me of gay

What you say to a stupid jock when he takes your girlfriend out to dinner.

From Pure Pwnage 9: The Story Of Dave

Jock: you remind me of those geeks i used to beat the sh*t out of in high school

Ownerer: you remind me of gay

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You know me man

Word used to respond when someone notices you accomplish something

Damnn you makin moves I see,
You know me man

you made me wet

When you make a girls pussy wet

God, you made me wet.

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Do You Love Me?

A catchy pop-jazz-rock-ish song that's about three minutes long and is decent to treadmill to. It came out in the 60's via a band called The Contours, apparently though it was originally intended for The Temptations, a band that's worth looking into BTW, who failed to show for the recording of it.
The song details the account of a guy who had his heart broken by some OP 'cause he couldn't dance, then later he could dance and returns to OP with this fact and a question: <i>Do You Love Me</i> now that I can dance?' (This link might not work.) Typically, when they performed this, they did the aforementioned dances. The song is simple, cheesy, and light-hearted; but I could see anime characters lip-syncing the screamed lyrics to other characters in their series in a :foeyay: way in an :AMV:, or recommending this for your local gym or ballet class.

FoggyPebble: *listening to Pandora Radio on iPod Touch while on treadmill for the fifth hour that night* Uugh, my liver and gut always hurt.. *Do You Love Me? comes on Pandora Radio* Yay! *goes faster on treadmill*

Somebody: This reminds me of the song Do You Love Me? by The Contours. 8D

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