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A real cool cat with a penchant for turtleneck sweaters and snakeskin boots. Eyes like uncut diamonds, hair like the mane of a glorious auburn stallion.
He likes his women like he likes his pickup trucks: Sturdy and covered in mud. He does what he wants, when he wants. A hero to all losers, boozers, deadbeats, down-and-outers and misunderstood arty types. Self-professed enemy of 'The Man'. The poster-boy for don'tgiveafuck-ness.
Beverage of choice? Fuzzy Navel, extra cherries with an umbrella, baby.
Favorite pastimes? Walking across arid deserts, thinking 'bout life, putting injured animals outta their misery and playing Risk with his dear ol' mama.
Yup, he's a real rhinestone cowboy.
"That guy sure is somethin'!"
"Oh yeah. That's Sam."
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Sam is a guy with a huge nine-inch cock. He gets all the girls on his dick. He has two beautifully shaved testicles. He has lots of friends who suck his cock whenever he likes. All his friends are jealous of his 9- incher. His family are the coolest people you'll ever meet. His dad has a 19-inch cock and his mum is a size F in bras.
Oh, I wish I could suck Sams 9 inch cock. It points out of his pants when he has a boner.
Damn why is my cock so small, I've heard Sam's cock is 9 inches
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a very common name which can also be used as term for restaurant city addicts
guy 1: I pulled a sam yesterday
guy 2: you stayed up all night on RC?
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a cute little guy who always changes his mind and can nvr like the same girl for more than a month
hes sweet
and he can always make me smile
Yea sam is my buddy =-D your JEALOUSE
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Is a really nice guy who generally fantasies about stuffing animals up his arse, has a huge appetite for food and drugs. he uses inventive words yet random words, he can be very cocky but a people person, kind, funny and on regularly basis likes to smell his own farts.
''Hey man Is it necessary to smell that while eating?''
''Indecisively it is necessary biryani breath''
''I really like you man you soo funny and i know you've had a lot of drugs tonight but what are you doing to that squirrel.
''Now your here, nothing... why dont you go home to your barbarian mum? :D''
''Hey man!! your acting like a right sam''
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The most amazing guy. He has amazing eyes, hair, and body. He will treat you how you've always deserved to be treated. He will always take your side, and will always hold you while you cry. Sam might have gone through some hard things, but those things have made him a better stronger person. He will always be there for you, no matter who you are. He always sells himself short, and doesn't believe you when you tell him these things because he thinks he doesn't deserve it. He also gives the best kisses in the world.
Also likes to joke and say, "Thanks for playing, now make me a sandwich."
Sam: "Would you ever go out with a guy like me?"
"Hmmm.... Yeah."
Sam: "Should you?"
*laughs* "Probably not"
Sam: "Will you?
"Yes."
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