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1. An active vagina that, should you enter, will haunt you for the rest of your life.
2. An inactive vagina that is said to have ghosts living in it.
Sense 1: "Her haunted vagina will leave you begging for more."
"Her vagina is so haunted, you'll be scared for the rest of your life if you get with her."
Sense 2: "She doesn't have a haunted house, just a haunted vagina!" Overheard at work
"Her man left her, now she have a haunted vagina."
"How many men she have that left her with a haunted vagina?"
"Ghost cocks in the haunted vagina."
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music collective started by rappers Buckshot and Turnabout that now includes Hackledown, Oscar18, Snuffer, Gonerville,Sematary,etc
Dude 1: The fuck is a haunted mound??
Dude 2: I just be flexin in my Truey jeans
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To have vaginal sex. Simple, yes? Well, after about 6 pumps (being the male of course), you shove 4 sticks of dynamite up the woman's vagina. You threated to light them unless given what you want. You then force her on to the roof of a semi, and staple her feet to it while she is standing up. Next, you drive down the highway at approximately 75mph and drive under a bridge that is indeed taller than your semi, but shorter than your semi plus the woman. After the bridge, you insert your ballsack into her decapitated head and wear it around town. You will most likely end up starting a new trend, so you might as well love it now, for in a few months, all the new hipsters will be doing the same thing.
***NOTE: The female population may see a drastic drop.
Hipster: I liked Haunted Waffles before they were mainstream.
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When a male (or female) has experienced a traumatic event in his or her past, usually fabricated to woo the opposite sex and gain sympathy points. The haunted past may be as crazy as one might imagine, yet believable enough to set an impression.
Guy 1: Guess who's a broken man?
Guy 1 and Guy 2: Haunted Past!
Guy 2: Bingo.
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An old haunt is a girlfriend or boyfriend from the past that someone hasn’t gotten over.
After 15 years of marriage, Mary learned that Jim has an old haunt from high school that he is reconnecting with....
That boy is Jen’s old haunt from college.
I hate when old haunts show up!
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The act of masterbating in your own hands to form a puddle of sticky baby batter in your palm. The individual then smacks his hands together in an aggressive manner. Then slowly release the hands in an equal and outward motion creating a spiderweb effect between your hands. Finally, shove your own face or an preferably any unsuspecting victims face into the strings of sticky mess. The desired effect should feel eerily similar to that of walking into spiderwebs inside of a haunted house.
Bro 1- “Dude, I don’t know what product you use but your hair looks great. So shiny and slick, but what’s with the glistening lines running like highways across your face??”
Bro 2- “Oh that’s not hair product, and those freeways of goodness you noticed are in fact cum. When I walked into the party, Chad hit me with an old fashioned Mississippi Haunted House and slathered me brow to chin in cum.”
Bro 1- “Sorry about the cum, but you gotta respect the got bro.”
Probably the best show that has been to Netflix. Yes, I know Stranger Things and Anne with an E are great, but this show is way beyond their levels. Horror movies and shows have been trash for a very long time now, and The Haunting of Hill House just brought the good ones back.
The Haunting of Hill House was the best horrifying, depressing, and psychologically crazy show I've ever watched.