Jake

The sweetest guy you will ever meet. Cute, Handsome, and funny.
Every girls dream guy.

Jake= Cute, Funny, Amazing

That guy is such a Jake

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Jake

Jake is the most amazing person in the world. He is kind, sweet, funny, loving, and really fun to be around. He will always try to comfort you if you are scared or worried. He will also make you happier when you are sad or depressed. He cares a lot for his friends and the girls he dates. My boyfriends name is Jake and I'lol tell you that he is the best boyfriend that I have ever had. Jake is amazing in so many ways. You could get lost in his eyes for hours, or you can fall for him just by passing him in the halls. He is the sweetest, most trustworthy person I have ever met and he is my favorite person ever. I love Jake so much!💖💖

"Who is that?"
"That's Jake!"
What's he like?"
"I can tell you one thing, he is a GREAT boyfriend!"

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Jake

HOly fuck he is a Greek god. He has the greatest hair. Nicest jawline. Perfect nose. Twinkling eyes. He is fucking beautiful. But his personality is what makes him the best. He is the greatest best friend and the most loving guy you will ever meet. He is so daddY IN BED. fuck.

Girl: Jake made me scream so loud I forgot I had a voice the next morning.

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Boy: oh fuck I'm screwed. Jake is so cute.

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jaking it

Originates from faking it, to be used when someone pretends to be more drunk than they actually are.

Did you see how pissed he was last night?
Yeh, but I reckon he was just jaking it.

He says he only pulled that minger coz he was drunk, but dont you think he's jaking it?!

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Jake

Jake's idea of flirting is creepy and slightly perverted. He will take pictures of you in secret, talk about private information, and get down with Pikachu. He may also sometimes say things such as, "Horny Jake activated."

Jake, please stop taking pictures of me!

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jake

A super hot, funny, compassionate, sweet, adorable guy (MAN). He always has a hot girlfriend and is really strong. His smile is contagious.

hot chick #1: I would kill myself if only I could see Jake's large, gigantic, masculine penis once before I died.

hot chick #2-200988340983409384098304983: YES!!! WE ALL WOULD!

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Jakes

cops

yo nigga u smell that bacon, yea nigga fuck them jakes

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