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verb: to make long; to waste time doin
the boss wants us to do way to many things. i say we MILK the first job and the go to lunch right after.
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To milk a guy, one dude sticks his middle finger up another guy's asshole and massages his prostate making him leak pre-cum and then semen -- said to be good for the prostate, and very pleasurable. Also called "forced orgasm" or "hands-free orgasm."
Matt and his friends held me down and milked me for two hours!
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Milk is the substance that runs from a cow's solanum mammosum, which is also called "udder." The solanum mammosum also contains a cow's urethral tract, in which the urine flows, therefore making "milk" cow urine.
Mabel : "Would you look at that cow! It has some nice milk!!"
Alex : "Mabel! The milk is delicious! Like cow pee!"
Katherine : "Surely you ladies know that milk in fact is urine!!!!!"
Alex and Mabel in unison: "WOW!!!"
Lenni : smh "Amateurs, the udders are both boobs AND the wee wee! 2 Boobs or 4!?!?!?!?!?!?"
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Milk is the best drink ever and the people who drinks it is THICC
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When a man. Who has not ejaculated for a long time receives a blowjob and errupts dramatically
Woman 1: hey so is your neighbor still stressed out about the test?
Woman 2: no he feels a lot better now that i milked him.
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The act of playing a game where 2+ males sit across from Echother and masturbate, the last man to ejaculate into the bucket has to either drink the ejaculit out of the bucket or play one in the chamber. This whole act was done with a kneuse around the participants necks.
"I'm thinking of inviting bill over later and play milk"
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This means “mother I’d like to kiss.”
This version of milk is similar to MILF, meaning “mother I’d like to fuck” however in this case it’s for people who are sex repulsed, asexual, or just have a mother who they don’t quite want to fuck, just kiss on the lips.
“Linda Monroe is SUCH a milk!”
“Don’t you mean milf?”
“Nah bro, sex is gross!”
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