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Getting so drunk the night before that you wake up the next day to a fat hairy (ocasionally mexican) "female" laying next to you
Also, marrying and/or allowing your best friends to marry and cohabitate with a large, hairy hemanbitch, that is always busting out of clothes 3 sizes too small, while sitting on the couch eating ice cream and asking their counterpart to bring it back and forth from the freezer because she may burn calories on the way that she must have to maintain her wookie figure.
"Man, those jaeger bombs tore me up so bad I made like 3 wookie mistakes in a week..."
"I am a sad panda...I let my friend make a wookie mistake, and now he is lost in the jowls of that nasty hemanbitch."
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Mystic Lake Casino in Prior Lake, MN. Just because it sucks!
I don't want to go to Mistake Lake...I always lose when I go there.
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When you still have the timer on and you slurp down boiling hot noodles, usually resulting in a scorched mouth.
John, you just committed the classic mistake
A sticky mess or emphatically bad situation. Akin to "hot mess", though broader in definition and not necessarily pertaining to the appearance of a subject.
Man, I shouldn't have knocked up my chem teacher. This hot mistake has my world all FUBAR.
What you end up living with for 2 months, after too much tequila, last call, and no ride home.
Wow! I finally sobered up and realized what a bar mistake I made.
a weasel-y, thought-terminating phrase that is supposed to lend gravitas to a weak position in an argument. Used by doomsayers and the overly dramatic.
"Make no mistake, if you are not home by 11, you'll be grounded for a week!"
(in a hissed whisper) "Mom, you drama queen, you're embarrassing me in front of Brandon."
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A mistake made which results in something potentially dying. It's a pretty gosh darned awful mistake if that something turns out to be you. There are two deadly mistakes which are incredibly common;
1) A woman, in the midst of her mental cycle is being somewhat emotionally unstable, and a man utters these words....."what's your problem?!" DEADLY MISTAKE!!! The obvious answer to the question will be that HE is the problem, and if he escapes with his life, all happiness will most certainly be killed for him for the next 3-5 days.
2) When getting down to some serious foreplay, the woman turns to the man and utters these words..."do I look fat?" DEADLY MISTAKE!!! There is no "safe" way for a man to answer that question! If he looks, he's judging- if he doesn't look, he's not taking the question seriously- if he says yes, she cries- if he says no, she says he's lying.... Apart from that question being the one that probably makes men want to strangle women, asking it will kill desire stone cold fucking dead. Not to mention that a "yes" response might result in someone finding the guy the next morning with his head torn off.
"She was just nagging and whining and bitching, so I asked her what her problem was!"
"Ahh, that explains the bruises. Deadly mistake, mate."
"She asked me if she looked fat, right when I was about to take her from behind!"
"Gaaah! Deadly mistake! I bet that killed it!"
"Too fucking right, I was too stressed even to wank, and she just led there muttering and texting about what a cold hearted tosser I am"
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