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Paul is a foreign guy with an accent who is creepy af. He usually takes out the trash in the pouring rain and stares at you while you are sitting in your car doing Bible study. A Paul wants any female to sit on his creepy lap. He drinks hot tea and has a chubby wife with missing fingers.
That guy is a serial killer, he's a Paul.
According to Paul two is the way to go
He's either cool, outgoing, confident, hot hot hot, polite, respectful, extremely creative and the most laid back yet attentive and attractive hubby
Or he's so smart, it'll knock your socks off, logical, shy but if needed doesnt hesitate to take action, reliable and a guy you can trust
Nevertheless both are funny, with amazing calming voices and youll love them either way resulting in being completely overwhelmed when seeing them
Girl 1: I cant concentrate in class, Paul's good looks are too distracting
Girl 2: I feel you, I'm still thinking bout his eloquent presentation
Paul: Heh
Paul is 1D's bodyguard. Everyone loves paul.
A- did you see what the boys did to paul today?
B- hahaha yep
A gay ass nun who has a gay life and likes to fuck boys
-“Paul is gay as fuck”
-“Paul doesn’t have a life”
-“Paul sucks dicks
-“Paul works at a gay strip club”
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He's the gayest guy u ever know. he owns a dragon dildo with heavy muscles.
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