Shed Nationalism

When you pretend to kidnap a willing female to save them from the horror of their standard basic bitch beta boyfriends. This is usually accomplished by using the Underground White Man Railroad.

She got trained lulz. Shed Nationalism for the win

milking shed

A bar or club where older women go to pick up younger men, solely for the purpose of sex.

I need to get laid tonight, so I'm going to a milking shed.

Shed pasta

It’s pasta that has been living in a shed for longer than a year that now tastes like the shed it was in. Like when something smells so bad you can taste it

“Eww have you tried shed pasta”
“ No what is it”
“Well it’s pasta from the shed and dat”

Shed crusher

A person who is of such a massive girth that they not only crush chairs and couches, but can actually crush little house like structures.

Tony : waitress is a shed crusher

Mr beans: I know she's fire

Tony: you tripping?

Penny shed

Because a penny has nearly zero value and a shed is a building someone spends the least amount of money on to hide the shit they wanna throw away but think it’ll have use someday......

Ok boyz, don’t be causin any trouble tonight, the last thing we wanna do is spend the night in old sheriff Jonny’s ‘Penny shed’!

garden shed

another term for being closeted or in the closet popularized by tyler the creator by his song with the same name.

i was stuck in the garden shed for a long time, but i think i should come out now.

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Shed girl

A girl who gets so drunk, that she sleeps in a shed

Holly: Last night I got so drunk I slept in a shed, I am such a mess
Andrew: No you're not, you're a shed girl!!!

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