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A popular you tuber and the creator of Love Peace Skeet Cheese
1:Timothy Delaghetto is really funny!
2:Who?
1:He's a youtuber
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A clown. If you I’m a heated argument with somebody go “damn you acting just like timothy heller” and walk away. They will cry themselves to sleep for the next 17 weeks.
“Why’s she’s acting so much like Timothy heller” “I dunno she’s being a clown that’s chasing clout.”
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A beautiful couple with lots to do and share but if you see them it'll probably be at a private school wearing blue and gold they will both be Asian and they will love each other until the day they die.
That couple looks like Vera and Timothy
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A bit of a weirdo at times, but is a great kisser. You can never stay mad at him for long, and if do, then he will make all attempts to regain you as a friend. You normally have about 3 tries for him to be your friend. And if he can't succeed, then you become his enemy. And he will make you regret you ever turned him down. He normally plays cycological warfare, and rarely uses physical weapons, but does normall have a weapon that no one wants to mess with. Usually teeth, or punches. Hates being ignored and will do a lot to gain friendship. Will always be a bit crazy, sometimes being a bit unreasonable, but no matter what anyone else thinks, he will carry on. He is determined and never lies, will never give up and is cute also. If your lucky enough to get a Timothy Smith in your life, keep him. Hold him tight because if you like him, chances are he likes you back. Bit of a player also, but is loyal to his friends. May also sometimes be contravertial, in being completely out of touch with society, and will need a lot of sexual terms explaining to him. Consider that it may also be a front. Will love almost anyone, but a bit shy also. He will never ask out a girl, but chances are, he is waiting for her to ask him. May also flirt to speed up prosess, but very subtelly. Very clever, very handsome, very cute and very weird as noone but himself understands him.
Person 1- dude, look at that weirdo over there!
Person 2- yeah. But he's really clever and quite cute.
Person 1- yeah. I know. I want to be a Timothy Smith too
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Some dude who got pissed off at the government for burning down the house owned by David Koresh on April 19, 1993.
He was so pissed off that on the second aniversery of the Koresh incident (April 19, 1995) he made a bomb out of a truck and used it to blow up the governments fedral building in Oklahoma City.
In the process, he killed 168 people. It was the deadliest act of terrorism in the United States before 9/11.
To top it all off, 19 of the 168 people killed were Toddlers, located in the Day Care portion of the building.
McVeigh was executed in 2001.
Jim: Haha Timothy McVeigh is awesome. He killed toddlers. He's my idol.
Janie: Shut Up! That isn't funny you douchebag!
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A boy who is very intelligent, but is actually terrified of commitment. He is very involved with anything that he wants or has to do with him. He is stuck in his ways, and doesn't really know how to express his love for a women because he is still a child. He also cums to quickly
Timothy you cum and go too fast.
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Born Timothy Dexter. Classic narcissist. Reformed alcoholic and drug addict, might not have entirely straightened out. Claimed, without verification, to have been the theoretical second choice for the role of Woody Harrelson's character, "Woody" Boyd, in Cheers. Became a wacky pseudo-environmentalist wingnutscrewballsup who travelled to Alaska from round about 1990 to his death in 2003 to try to get ... close to ... bears. Documented his exploits on videocam, some of said footage making the guts of Werner Hertzog's biopic "Grizzly Man". Ended up doing a Michael Jackson impression over steaming bear shit. Came to believe he was the bears' last good hope, and started ranting on-camera against the wildlife service, humanity in general, et cetera.
In the autumn of 2003 he tried heading back south to be with his family or other friends; at the airport he got into a towering rage with somebody and failed to board the plane, instead returning to the Alaskan lake shore where he had spent the summer. Unfortunately and despite his assumed name, in so doing he didn't tread very well at all. In the meantime his favourite bear clan had all gone into hibernation and another group had moved in to time-share the place, where a few weeks later Treadwell was reminded of the six basic relationships an animal species may have with other animals in the wild: you ignore it, it picks off your parasites, you pick off its parasites, you fuck it, you eat it, it eats you. This list included the last option, and unfortunately he had taken his latest girlfriend along for the ride as well. After the bears had dined on long pig to their hearts' content the park rangers arrived to collect the leftovers and shoot the bears.
Living proof (better still, dead proof) that you shouldn't believe everything you see on Walt Disney movies.
I wanted to be an eco-warrior when I was younger, but then I heard about Timothy Treadwell and wizened up.
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