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The swaggiest day of the year, only the elite of the elite are born in this day. Their swag level is ridiculously high.
Oh it’s your birthday on May 12th?
YES! I’m the swaggiest person ever!
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The day when a beautiful person was born. If you know someone who was born on May 20th then you should feel happy that your friends with someone who is such a nice and beautiful person. If you were born on May 20th then you are humble of your body because you are so nice. Not only are you a nice person but you also have humongous breasts that are the size of watermelons. It looks like it came straight out of a Hanime.
Landon: Hey did you hear that me and Taylor are dating?
Nani: you know she was born on May 20th
Landon: ok?
Nani: that means that she's the nicest and cutest person you'll ever meet
An amazing voice actor who played as "Soldier" from TF2. As of April 14,2020 he has died from the COVID-19 pandemic. He will live on in the hearts of many people. Godspeed you magnificent bastered, godspeed.
Rest in peace Rick May!
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One of the trio who presents Top Gear, along with Jeremy Clarkson and Richard Hammond.
Originally from Bristol, he now lives in West London.
Has also worked as a journalist for many years, including Autocar where he was fired for a rather subtle printing message in a particular issue.
Generally the opposite to Jeremy Clarkson, including giving him stick on his rather rash nature, and taking plenty for being much more sensible. Is often patrionisingly called 'Captain Slow' and 'The Christian Motorist'. However, the pair worked together to become the first people to successfully drive a car to the magnetic North Pole.
Also likes to be patriotically British, including referencing the war frequently, drinking real ale and praising old British luxury motors.
James May is every bit as important to Top Gear as Jeremy Clarkson.
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To mean the word to a man. If you’re his lady may, you make him a better man, you bring spring to his winter. He doesn’t believe he deserves you (and to be honest he probably doesn’t) but he’ll love you with everything he has and he’ll try to be the man you deserve. He’s head over heals for you.
Tyler Childers: “ Lord the wind can leave you shiverin'
As it waltzes o'er the leaves
It's been rushin' through my timber
Til' your love brought on the spring
Now the mountains all are blushin'
And they don't know what to say
'Cept a good long line of praises
For my lovely Lady May”
Lady may: *loves him*
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National go for it. Do what you are yearning to do if it’s asking a girl out or just coming out to someone
Guy- hey it’s May 27 and I just wanted to say I like you and we should start talking
Girl- omg sure
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