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The act of bath water non intentionally entering a woman's vaginal canal while she relaxes in the tub.
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Oh rats! I totally did not intend to wash my vagina. Another accidental douche for the books!
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"Hunny, you're leaking"
"Oh don't worry. That's just the result of another accidental douche."
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When you're using Facebook messenger and you accidentally hit the thumb on the right side of the screen. It sends it right away, so there's no going back. It's an oversized blue thumb that gets inserted into your thread of texts. Often happens when you're having conversations that would be totally inappropriate to give a thumbs up.
Two people messaging on FB:
Johnny: "I just got back from the vet. My dogs eye was bleeding from the inside."
Daphs: "(thumbs up)"
Daphs: "Shit, that was an accidental thumb. I'm sorry to hear about your dog."
thumbs up facebook inappropriate whoops oversized texting messaging FB
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When two guys who claim to be straight “accidently” penetrate one another but still call themselves straight to mask their true intentions
Hahah bro, I heard Drayton and Charlie had a little accidental penetration last night.
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The act of falling onto a female with your pants down, this is most commonly used by the Kaneosauras. Victims are often found unconscious with their hair gelled up.
Accidental Rape
Man 1: Is that dinosaur raping the girl?
Kaneosauras: You're next mate.
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When your best friend is a vegan and you spend so much time together that you share most of your meals and you realize that it's been months since you've consumed anything with meat, dairy, or eggs, and you've basically been eating a vegan diet for months without knowing.
Friend 1: "When was the last time you ate something non-vegan?"
Friend 2: "Um... OH MY GOD YOU MADE ME AN ACCIDENTAL VEGAN!"
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When someone performs oral sex on another person and gets a pubic hair stuck in his or her teeth.
Georgia didn't trim down south before our last hookup. As a result, I got some accidental floss 'tween my teeth.
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When people kiss by accident. Seen in many movies, but can also happen when things are happening in fast motion (i.e. falling, running).
John and Mary were each running towards each other with their tongues sticking out, and they had an accidental kiss when they crashed as saliva splashed everywhere.
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