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when you have been left in a garden for 6000 years just to find out your best friend has left you, died, and had a son.
"That's right i've heard the story over and over again"
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A current lesbian that use to be married to a man and had children. After years in an unhappy relationship, she came out as a lesbian and married a woman.
I just saw a couple of born-again lesbians in the airport. I could tell they use to be married to men because their adult children were with them.
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What Britney Spears would say if she gets re-infected with COVID-19.
Did you know you could get infected a second time with COVID-19?
Umm, yeah: oops COVID-it again!
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God Tom Not Again: A common phrase spoken by various after the expected and exceptionally strange acts of idiotic behaviour from anyone who drives a beat up old Ute and has no sense of time.
Idiot - "Hey I will be over in an hour guys!!!!" <Exclamation Marks are essential>
You -"Ok see you then"
*3 Hours Pass*
You - "Where the hell is he?"
*Door Opens and Tom walks in*
Tom - "Hi Guys, sorry im late i ran into a guard rail!!!!!"
You - "God Tom Not Again!"
a phrase used to show indifference or annoyance to a particular question often accompanied with the rolling of the eyes and specially used as a sarcastic remark to a question.
John: " did you just make your hair "
Ada: " ask me again "
a call in hopes for southern states (u.S.) to rise again to thier original dominance of production and status. southern states were/are the old "bread basket" of our country. civil war destroyed much southern democracy and culture. technology and better management have invigorated this call to the former, and future, glory which the south will always be .
a simple toast among confederates
"the south will rise again"
"amen"
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A formerly promiscuous persons commitment to not have sex (again) until marriage. The commitment usually lasts about a week at which point they go to a bar and become a drunken (man)whore and indiscriminantly throw themselves at the opposite sex. The change of heart is usually brought about through feelings of guilt or shame from past failed relationships.
After Mike had been sleeping with Sara for a year and she left him for the well-endowed circus midget he decided it was time to become a born-again virgin.
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