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The most pointless emoji ever created. What wanker uses an emoji of an airline seat?
Jonny: 💺
Jeanie: What's that?
Jonny: an airline seat emoji
Jeanie: you are a wanker, Jonny
When a woman with enormous, hanging breasts stands up against you from behind and throws one over each of your shoulders, thus resembling the airline neck pillow .
Babe, I would appreciate you throwing those breasts over my shoulders like an airline neck pillow .
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Being in a state of extreme fatigue, frustration, and powerlessness after experiencing a day full of things going wrong, full of delays and mishaps, with absolutely no one taking responsibility or helping you out.
Today has been so horrible, I'm American Airlines tired.
A less than major airline where "white-knuckeling" and bottom shelf tequila are necessary survival tactics. Ozark Air (OzArk), Bucket-O-Bolts Airlines (BOBA) and Parachutes Optional Airtravel (POA) are all fine examples of this genre of airline quality-of-service. Usually trying to provide service to the midwest and/or bible belt, but failing badly.
"We flew from Rantoul, Ill. to Sedro Wooley Wa. with only 9 stops on that wing and a prayer airlines.
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To smoke pot or the act of smoking pot
Yo homez, you wanna fly mexican airlines??
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Euphemism for fuck off, asshole!
If anything I have said offends you, go fly Ozark Airlines. - Don Rickles @ the Orleans Showroom on 6/5/2010.
The commuter airline branch of American Airlines that mainly flies from its main hubs to smaller cities.
Man, we flew from LAX on a nice ass 757 but when we got to Miami we got thrown on one of those shit ass american eagle airlines atr 72 to fort myers.
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