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When a girl has an STD, doesn't clean, or is just ugly as hell.
Damn, that nappy girl got the fuckin coot rot!
For real!
When your ball sweat has that stinky tinge of vinegar and asshole. Sometimes it seems to be accompanied by a faint scent of bleach. It can also smell like leftover pussy from the night before. Either way, your balls, or the satchel that contains your balls, smell like hell
I cant stand that bitch, so the next time I get her to blow me, im gonna make sure I got some nice ROT SATCHEL ready for her
A surfer/skater, who looks like a rhat but is in fact not a raht. Some common signs that one is a Derek Rot include: beenie, flannel, high socks, obey sweatshirt, vans, plasic cheap fake raybans, and long curly thin hair. WARNING: be careful calling a Derek Rot a Raht, he WILL take offence.
Derek Rot; Did you see the gnarly waves today, bro?
Normal Person: You are such a Raht, and you try to hard.
Derek Rot: I'm telling ya Terrimar was really going off.
When a mixture of sweat, shit & friction come together between the arse cheeks causing chaffing and ultimately a sore ring piece
Oh no ive got monkey rot I'm going to have to have a courtesy wipe
The relatively minor punishment that will be inflicted on the evil guys after the fire goes out.
Because of the shortage of fuel, Adolf Hitler will now simply rot in hell rather than burning there through eternity.
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A filthy,dirty,disgusting pussy with a rancid sour smell. It is a disease that some women have and it is becoming more and more common every day. When coming in contact with someone that has cooch rot,you must immediately exit the premises.
Asif: (callin a Pharmacy).
Pharmasist: Hello!
Asif: Hi, I'm calling to ask if you guys happen to carry Vaginal Cleanser?
Pharmasist: umm Yes sir.
(Asif interupts him)
Asif: Thank you so much,I've been looking everywhere for some cleanser for my wife's pussy. Her pussy is suffering some severe cooch rot. She makes me go down on her every night and I cant do it anymore (starts crying). I swear I think the women rubs a fish on her pussy it smells so bad. The smell is so unbearable that I cannot help but vomit during oral. And the sad thing is that the vomit actually TASTES BETTER than the cooch!
Pharmisit: Sir?
Asif: DONT INTERRUPT ME!! let me ask you something does your girlfriend or wifes pussy smell like the ocean? huh? Does it smell like a fish that has been dead for 200 years then tossed into a filthy steamy hot dumpster,filled with GARBAGE JUICE!? Then it came back from the dead and just decided to crawl up in your girls pussy? I'm going to guess no!!
Pharmisit: um Sir thats the whole reason why im Homosexual.
Asif: Well do you know the number for a hit man?
Dial Tone........
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