Suck Your Mum

"Suck your mum" is a term used to offend others. It originated in London and is widely used throughout all of Britain.

Roadman 1: Oi you likkle pussio, I heard you man been chatting shit

RoadBoy 1: Suck your mum bruv. I ain't no pussio to chat like that. If you gwarn start beef then lets do it.

PROCEED TO FIGHT..

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Your mum in a bag

An insult originally coined in the mid 1700's by Anglo-Irish writer Jonathan Swift. The insult has no real defined meaning but It can be determined from context to essentially be accusing ones mother of being a possession. As was commonplace then and now many people carry their possessions in bags, thus the insult begins to make sense.

While not commonly used, the insult has begun to make an appearance on many social media sites such as facebook, instagram, imgur, youtube etc.

"I know your mother well. She's in a bag" or "Your mum in a bag"

your mum

1. Your biological mother
2. A very ineffective insult
3. A poor comeback, usually from a chav

1. Is that your mum?
2. Your mum smells.
3. "you are a chav"
"your mum's a chav"

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Suck Your Mum

A phrase used by City Folk to tell people that their opinion on you is irrelevant and you don’t cares , hence the word ‘ suck your mum ‘ which means go occupy yourself with something else rather than concentrating on me .

Brad - “ Yo Jamie I heard you lost that skrap . “

Jamie - “ Suck your mum . “

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Your mum gay

A phrase that will win you any roast battle. Unless the opponent says,”no u”

Timmy: “Hey loser want commit roast battle?

Jimmy:”Yes let’s go.”

Jimmy:”Well I might as well just end it here.Your mum gay”

Timmy:commits dead

your mum on toast

A humerous and witty retort aimed at people who offend you using the popular slang "your mum" which can have deep and hurtful meanings to the receiver often resulting in them getting annoyed and wanting to fight.

This line asks the receiver to visualise their own mother ona slice of toast, often with side fillings such as cheese , the funnier more extreme the better.

"Your mum!"
"Yeh? well your fuckin mum on toast with cheese and lettuce smothered in tomato sauce!"

"hey dude you fuckin suck"
"Your mum on toast bitch"

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Your Mum Gay

When someone tells you that your mum is gay and that she likes men.

Person:

Lol Your Mum Gay.

Me:
:(

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