Artist's Back

Back pain received from drawing for long periods of time.

Damn bro I got that artist's back cause I be drawing so much, now my back be hurting.

Brothel Artist

For when you don't want to call someone a prostitute or a whore, etc... but you want to get your point across.

Maddie is a classy broad, but she's still a party animal at heart. She's such a brothel artist.

Artist Hours

Artists wake up in the middle of the night usually between the hours of 2-4 am. That’s when they get their inspiration and ideas.

I’m exhausted today because I was awake during Artist hours. I have so many new ideas though.

closet artist

Anyone who is involved in any of the arts (e.g. music, writing, drawing, photography, etc.) but will not admit it. Either that, or he/she literally hides it somewhere and only shows certain people.

Dude #1:"She spends all her time in that darkroom, but no one ever sees her photography."
Dude #2:"I think she's simply a closet artist."

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bullshit artist

bullshit artist:
definition- 1. a person who specializes in a field of "feeding" its surrounding persons with useless bullshit.

Rap: Man all i do is get money.. And hoes..

Listener: Man this rapper is a bullshit artist..

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Artist Kid

Okay, as of late, it seems like the hip, unique kids nowadays are dichotomized in to two categories: the scenesters and the indie kids. These kids generally aspire to a dogma comprised of interest in relatively unknown bands (basically anything not in the top 40), Urban Outfitters (possibly hypocritical in nature?) and thrift store chic. They are mostly culturally repressed Northerners (in terms of America).

However, let's be real. Who honestly cares about what music you listen to, unless you are a scenester or indie kid?

Artist kids, basically kids who are artists, ooze a natural uniqueness and creativity. They are generally easy-going people, who shift in and out of the indie and mainstream scene, whatever floats their boat. They can be fashionable or they may not be.

What does distinguish them though is their innate originality and creativity, something that most of humanity lacks.

They don't think like the rest of the world. They tend to be over critical, however, and perhaps slightly insane (due to paint fumes?). But that makes them the more interesting.

It's not a look or an interest that distinguishes the artist kids, but rather their own talent. Think of them as the band that those scenesters and indie kids worship -- forever above them on a pedestal of love and win.

Bernard: "Look at the kid all covered in paint."
La Toya: "Oh, gosh, must be an artist kid. I wish I were him."
Barnard: "Let's go rub him and hope that some of his talent comes off on us!"

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Choke Artist

1.A player that succeeds in playing so fantastically bad that it is considered a form of art.

2.Someone who is incapable of competing effectively when the situation calls for it.

3.A player who makes a career of faltering in the clutch situation.

Tony Romo is the complete choke artist. He has great stats during the regular season, but then he just chokes so hard in the playoffs.
Also see; Donovan Mcnabb, Kobe Bryant(without Shaq), Alex Rodriguez, Terrell Owens, and the Buffalo Bills of the early 90's

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