short par 4

a high percentage that your upcoming experience will be a positive one, and a very low percentage that it will end in disappointment

when the odds are strongly in favor one being a success in their future happening; just as in golf, a short par 4 represents a situation that will prove to result in foreseeable victory for the participant

"Are you nervous for your date?"

"Not at all. She is my sister's good friend and she loves football players. It's a short par 4."

par for the course

Term asking someone how many sexual partners they've had.

Interchangable with par for the hole

Dude: Hey whats the par for the course babe?
Chick: Six on the fairway, three on the back 9.

Dude: Wtf?

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COVID Par-Tay

A massive, coordinated group gathering designed to INTENTIONALLY spread the corona virus to unsuspecting attendees.

Yo! I invited Mary to the COVID Par-Tay. She's DEFNITELY COVID positive...takin' bets on who gets ta be the next POS, right!

Par Four

noun - something of minimal importance and not worth any time investment or effort

Hillbilly Bob taunts the oposing beer pong team and misses one of the four cups remaining on the table and then says, "Fuck that par four". Alex buys a drink for a girl, she then takes the drink and walks away and Alex screams, "Fuck that par four".

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Gilly-par

a word used when you want to insult a townie/barry etc, useful for grebs/goths etc

i'm a geek? shutup gilly-par!

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Fuck that Par 4

When you don't feel like doing something and are completly against it. When you dont like an idea but want to make a joke out of why you dont want to go somewhere or do something.

Do you guys feel like going to play some beer pong over in bristol?

No fuck that par 4

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three hole par

When you shag a girl in the mouth, the pussy and the arse.

He took his cock from her mouth and placed in in her pussy. After a while she said she was ready and he gave her an anal ride, completing his three hole par

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